a company is having a golf tournament and they are pairing up with the pro’s.one of the workers has to pull out so the boss ask’s another lad if he wished to play.the boss say’s your name will go in a hat and you’ll get to play with the best players in the world.the worker say’s ok.
so off they go this lad get’s his name pulled out of the hat and is paired with tiger woods.4th tee he’s playing like a right pratt tiger say’s to him i know your playing with the best player in the world but just calm down and play your game.he hit’s his shot and it’s straight into the crowd.out of the crowd comes this big blond says it’s ok i’m a nurse straight away she see’s the guy bent over with his hands between his legs.so she pulls his zip down and starts rubbing away. a couple off mins later the nurse says is that better sir,the guy replies yes love fantastic but my thumb is still killing me 