FarnboroughBoy11:
Jesus Carryfast, just stop blaming everyone else for your unluckiness in love. You and only you can change that even still.
It’s probably more a case of wether kr is bs’ing and on a wind up ( probably knowing my luck ) ( or not ) and then wether that cracking actress that he says he knows in East Enders is up for that date and she then puts her arms around my neck and asks me for a snog instead of telling me to zb off when I see her.
No I’ve met her a few times she is a friend of my cousins he has known her years. She lives local to my family where I lived back in England.
Carryfast have you ever spoke to a woman. I mean as gone up to a stranger in a pub not your mum or a family friend.
Your cousin has known her for years as a friend in which case either he’s around your age and has your views on the age thing or he’s married and isn’t interested or his luck is even worse than mine.
As for me it’s never mattered who they are, wether they’re family friends or even related to a point,as in that current East Enders storyline involving Lauren,or not.Or wether I’ve met them in the pub,at a party,or wherever.The fact is it’s obvious if a bird really fancies someone and finding that is the difficult bit and by that point going up to them for a chat is the easy bit.
However doing the impossible,of finding one in the age range that I’m looking for,who’s still single,and as time went on who doesn’t give a zb about the age issue,and who’s not already spoken for by the bloke who just happens to be talking to his mates at the other end of the bar or whatever,takes a bit longer and needs an elf and safety risk assessment to be carried out first and takes a bit longer.Probably more than a lifetime in my case.
Then you can add to that taking that issue to an even higher level by trying the same thing in an Italian venue where no one speaks a word of English,including the women and where they’ve got similar views,about Brits going for Italian girls, as you’d have found in the average Southern US states venue during the 1950’s-60’s in the case of ethnic African blokes going for ethnic European girls.Together with the fact,that just because a girl is on her own there,doesn’t mean that she’s not already been lined up for an arranged marriage.Just like if I’d have met Diana Spencer in a pub in Northampton during the mid 1970’s.
In which case trust me chatting up some of the nice young birds working on the supermarket check outs is a lot safer but the result has always been the same regardless.
He is younger than me about the same age as jakki the girl who plays Lauren he has been with the same girlfriend for about the last 3 years seems to be a early settle downer. Well I wouldn’t say settle down as he seems happy enough to live the easy life at mum and dads house.
Yeah trying the dating game in places like Italy or Spain especially out of the big city’s can be a bit risky. They often bring there granny on dates as a chaperone.
Dating Americans can be dodgy too. I used to go out with an American girl but she had lived in England for a couple of years before I met her so she was house trained. Her mum and dad came over my mum invited them for dinner and asked her dad if he wanted to cut his dinner up as he just sat there attacking it with a fork at random He never spoke to me after that.
kr79:
He is younger than me about the same age as jakki the girl who plays Lauren he has been with the same girlfriend for about the last 3 years seems to be a early settle downer. Well I wouldn’t say settle down as he seems happy enough to live the easy life at mum and dads house.
Yeah trying the dating game in places like Italy or Spain especially out of the big city’s can be a bit risky. They often bring there granny on dates as a chaperone.
Dating Americans can be dodgy too. I used to go out with an American girl but she had lived in England for a couple of years before I met her so she was house trained. Her mum and dad came over my mum invited them for dinner and asked her dad if he wanted to cut his dinner up as he just sat there attacking it with a fork at random He never spoke to me after that.
I don’t know why everyone seems to have some weird hang ups these days about people living in the parental home.As I’ve said it’s mainly about housing costs and as in my Dad’s example in which he (and then my mum) only moved out of his mum’s place later on when they’d got enough money together.
That issue of Italian birds being watched over seems to be an issue here now too at least in wheelnut’s local.
You were lucky to find an American girl who wasn’t spoken for anywhere here or there because from what I’ve seen they’ve always had a bigger numbers problem than we have.Which probably explains a lot of those ‘issues’ which took place in the southern states and why the yanks took so many of ours back with them after ww2.But they do know how to use a knife and fork it’s just that idea of their’s of cutting up food first and then just using a fork to eat it seems a bit awkward here.
She was from New Jersey not sime hillbilly chick lives in California now. Spoke to the the other day going to try and pop by and say hello if I get a load down that way.
I thought the tanks just wooed the British girls here with nylons and chewing gum. when I done my test here that’s how the examiners mum ended up in Canada.
kr79:
She was from New Jersey not sime hillbilly chick lives in California now. Spoke to the the other day going to try and pop by and say hello if I get a load down that way.
I thought the tanks just wooed the British girls here with nylons and chewing gum. when I done my test here that’s how the examiners mum ended up in Canada.
Blimey you’ll have to learn to leave out the new it’s just Joyzy.
From what I’ve been told you’re probably right but just the nylons were usually enough going by what my grandmother said about the reputation of many of the British girls here at the time. Some say that the only truth ( understatement ) in the German propaganda was what it said about the yanks being able to pull the few birds we had here before being shipped out to France. Luckily for me and my dad my mum was too young even for their age range which by all accounts wasn’t a lot different to Savile’s.Or she might have ended up living over there with some of her lost Irish aunts,uncles.
Anyway, more important than marrying 17 year olds or Carryfasts’ obsession with nylon stockings, I rather enjoyed seeing Girls Aloud on Children In Need. Now then, now then, that Sarah Harding might be in her early 30s and done a bit in rehab, but I would…
Muckaway:
Anyway, more important than marrying 17 year olds or Carryfasts’ obsession with nylon stockings
Actually I’ve never really seen as much attraction in a bird wearing stockings as a mini skirt preferably with nothing under it and a bird in her teens/early 20’s will always look better in that kit than one in her 30’s.
Carryfast:
Actually I’ve never really seen as much attraction in a bird wearing stockings as a mini skirt preferably with nothing under it and a bird in her teens will always look better in that kit
No thanks, I’ll settle for Sarah Harding in school uniform…or out of it.
Carryfast:
Actually I’ve never really seen as much attraction in a bird wearing stockings as a mini skirt preferably with nothing under it and a bird in her teens will always look better in that kit
No thanks, I’ll settle for Sarah Harding in school uniform…or out of it.
Now the late Dr Beeching is being investigated after a man in an anorak was heard moaning at Oxford station that Beeching screwed thousands of ASLEF members in 1963.
) ( or not
) and then wether that cracking actress that he says he knows in East Enders is up for that date and she then puts her arms around my neck and asks me for a snog
