alamcculloch:
Lady Diana wanted Prince Charles to be her ever loving husband.She was sadly let down.Apart from him who else would crawl over a beautiful young woman to get a go on Camilla ,the wife of a family friend?The Middleton family are the best thing to have happened to the Royal Family IMO.just trying to open up this debate as its getting repetitive.
Diana was just a naive teenager who was groomed into something that she shouldn’t have been to suit the breeding requirements of the establishment and who didn’t have a clue about what a real loving age gap relationship means or takes.
She would have been a lot better off with a bloke of around her own age like me just like those victims on TOTP and at Duncroft.
The Middleton marriage is just another politically driven establishment idea this time made to suit the idea of same age marriages left until it’s too late for a woman to be a mother.Although having said that at least it seems based on love unlike that former Royal ‘Marriage’.
kr79:
So we now know abi from eastenders is in carryfasts [zb] bank. Sharon’s in mine even though she might be past it in carryfasts eyes and she is older than me. Can’t resist a buxom blonde.
Don’t forget Lucy and Lauren too.
While old and buxom I’ll have Tanya.
I know Lauren in real life. She is a good friend of my cousin. Il send your regards put a pic in here and il show her you never know your luck lol.
kr79:
So we now know abi from eastenders is in carryfasts [zb] bank. Sharon’s in mine even though she might be past it in carryfasts eyes and she is older than me. Can’t resist a buxom blonde.
Don’t forget Lucy and Lauren too.
While old and buxom I’ll have Tanya.
I know Lauren in real life. She is a good friend of my cousin. Il send your regards put a pic in here and il show her you never know your luck lol.
Blimey when you’re next in touch tell her that I would have beaten them to that story line that she’s working on at the moment in real life by around 30 years if only I’d have known then what I know now.Forget the pic just tell her that I’d be up for a date on set at the Queen Vic if she is and she can tell me then when she sees me to either zb off or I’m in luck.
There wouldn’t have been a force strong enough to have stopped me in that type of situation for real if things had worked out if only I’d have been able to see into the future and I’d seen Raymundo’s advice at the time that they’re all fair game,even if they’re already spoken for.Which really shows that,contrary to wheelnut’s ideas,it’s all about luck,fate,and what’s meant to be will be.
raymundo:
Carryfast,
No where did I say that if they were spoken for they would still be fair game !!!
but in reality though …
Maybe but I just took the idea of them all being fair game to it’s logical conclusion.On the basis that if spoken for or married/divorced blokes are fair game for single birds and for those blokes to chase them then it should be fair enough when it’s a case of vice versa of single blokes going for spoken for or married/divorced women.
Which is more or less the law of the jungle that we’ve got now.Although in that example,all those years ago,which I’m talking about,at least I probably would only have done that before he’d actually married her not after.Which is at least a bit more moral than her brother’s wife’s so called best mate did when she went for him and he then dumped his wife with two kids for the other bird and then gave that one another one.His excuse being that he never did get on with his wife.
Yeah right no surprise he never has been able to answer my question as to why he never introduced me to his wife’s best mate at his wedding reception and she never showed any interest in me while I was standing there as a literal spare zb at a wedding as usual.
So while he gets an ‘extended family’ with two different women,leaving a dumped wife behind him,I get none as usual.No surprise either that while he gets a pat on the back by all concerned with the excuse of it all being about ‘moving on’ bs etc etc I get a load of stick for saying if only I’d done something similar in the case of his sister as that dumped girl’s best mate did to that marriage. Although as I’ve said at least I’d have probably only done that before she was married not after and definitely not if/when there were any kids involved.
In other words my real life experiences would make the average soap script writer run a mile in shock.
Although if only I could get fixed up in real life in a large age gap relationship with that gorgeous 19 year old actress who plays Lauren Branning.That really would put the finishing touch to a life of fact being stranger than fiction.Except this time I’d finally have won out for a change.
Jesus Carryfast, just stop blaming everyone else for your unluckiness in love. You and only you can change that even still. Your still letting all that crap that happened years ago get to you, just let it go and get out there son!!
FarnboroughBoy11:
Jesus Carryfast, just stop blaming everyone else for your unluckiness in love. You and only you can change that even still.
It’s probably more a case of wether kr is bs’ing and on a wind up ( probably knowing my luck ) ( or not ) and then wether that cracking actress that he says he knows in East Enders is up for that date and she then puts her arms around my neck and asks me for a snog instead of telling me to zb off when I see her.
FarnboroughBoy11:
Jesus Carryfast, just stop blaming everyone else for your unluckiness in love. You and only you can change that even still.
It’s probably more a case of wether kr is bs’ing and on a wind up ( probably knowing my luck ) ( or not ) and then wether that cracking actress that he says he knows in East Enders is up for that date and she then puts her arms around my neck and asks me for a snog instead of telling me to zb off when I see her.
Oh, you are still here! I just heard on the radio they had arrested another old pervert
FarnboroughBoy11:
Jesus Carryfast, just stop blaming everyone else for your unluckiness in love. You and only you can change that even still.
It’s probably more a case of wether kr is bs’ing and on a wind up ( probably knowing my luck ) ( or not ) and then wether that cracking actress that he says he knows in East Enders is up for that date and she then puts her arms around my neck and asks me for a snog instead of telling me to zb off when I see her.
Oh, you are still here! I just heard on the radio they had arrested another old pervert
No it might come as a shock to you but they haven’t started arresting older blokes for going after 19 year old birds.Yet.Although I’m sure there’s a lot of more other blokes out there who’ll have more to worry about than I have if/when they do.
FarnboroughBoy11:
Jesus Carryfast, just stop blaming everyone else for your unluckiness in love. You and only you can change that even still.
It’s probably more a case of wether kr is bs’ing and on a wind up ( probably knowing my luck ) ( or not ) and then wether that cracking actress that he says he knows in East Enders is up for that date and she then puts her arms around my neck and asks me for a snog instead of telling me to zb off when I see her.
Oh, you are still here! I just heard on the radio they had arrested another old pervert
No it might come as a shock to you but they haven’t started arresting middle aged blokes for going after 19 year old birds.Yet.
They have those who use Rohypnol as a chat up line
FarnboroughBoy11:
Jesus Carryfast, just stop blaming everyone else for your unluckiness in love. You and only you can change that even still.
It’s probably more a case of wether kr is bs’ing and on a wind up ( probably knowing my luck ) ( or not ) and then wether that cracking actress that he says he knows in East Enders is up for that date and she then puts her arms around my neck and asks me for a snog instead of telling me to zb off when I see her.
Oh, you are still here! I just heard on the radio they had arrested another old pervert
No it might come as a shock to you but they haven’t started arresting middle aged blokes for going after 19 year old birds.Yet.
They have those who use Rohypnol as a chat up line
I said I want her to put her arms around my neck and ask me for a snog and she won’t be able to do that if she’s been knocked out by chemical substances.
Stoke Mandeville hospital have abandoned Christmas this year; A spokesman said “After all that’s happened recently, we were worried about an old white haired man in a funny suit, sneaking into bedrooms and emptying his sack while the patients slept.”
Muckaway:
Stoke Mandeville hospital have abandoned Christmas this year; A spokesman said “After all that’s happened recently, we were worried about an old white haired man in a funny suit, sneaking into bedrooms and emptying his sack while the patients slept.”
Muckaway:
Stoke Mandeville hospital have abandoned Christmas this year; A spokesman said “After all that’s happened recently, we were worried about an old white haired man in a funny suit, sneaking into bedrooms and emptying his sack while the patients slept.”
FarnboroughBoy11:
Jesus Carryfast, just stop blaming everyone else for your unluckiness in love. You and only you can change that even still.
It’s probably more a case of wether kr is bs’ing and on a wind up ( probably knowing my luck ) ( or not ) and then wether that cracking actress that he says he knows in East Enders is up for that date and she then puts her arms around my neck and asks me for a snog instead of telling me to zb off when I see her.
No I’ve met her a few times she is a friend of my cousins he has known her years. She lives local to my family where I lived back in England.
Carryfast have you ever spoke to a woman. I mean as gone up to a stranger in a pub not your mum or a family friend.
) ( or not 
