Glory Boy:
Sorry to be so late but I got home and logged in and then was eating my tea and spilled my pepsi max on the keyboard for the computer and my sister went skitzo on me so I had to wait for my step dad to get home so I could borrow his samsung galaxy tab which is fine because he has 2. Sorry Evil8beezle I didnt lie to you I am getting a full uniform but i polished my boots to prove i am comitted and will look after their uniform when i get it. OK some good and some things which wer bad happened today. Good things were that i found out that the wearhouse has a bit that is haunted we have a fox that comes around with her cubs that kills ratts and i got a new nickname that i googled because i didnt understand it and its actuslly OK Because he looks like me so is probably why they gave it to me. Bad things were I got shouted at quite a lot which made me mess up my reverses and one bloke told me he was going to stab me if I didnt shut up. But he did give me some of the cake his wife made at brake time which was coffe walnut and carrott and was nice. Just one thing i need to know is what is the best lorry please■■?
Glory boy,if you are for real then I suggest you hand back your licence to DVLA,you are obviously not going to make it in the driving world in my opinion,you whine and whinge far too much instead of just getting on with the job
truckman020:
you whine and whinge far too much instead of just getting on with the job
Well to be fair truckman, being able to whinge and whine rather than just get on with it is a trait many lorry drivers possess so he’ll probably be ok in that regard!
This is the funniest thing I have read on here for ages.
I don’t know which line is the best: My mate at college who is also a computer hacker; I polished my boots to show how committed I am; or a bloke threatened to stab me but then changed his mind and offered me a piece of cake that his missus made.
truckman020:
you whine and whinge far too much instead of just getting on with the job
Well to be fair truckman, being able to whinge and whine rather than just get on with it is a trait many lorry drivers possess so he’ll probably be ok in that regard!
yeah,i agree with that,done enough myself over 27 years lol,glory boys only just starting
Smacked a telegraph pole and brought it down. Rear ended a car and finished the week by turning the truck over. He was trained. He had a license. What he didn’t have was experience.
Wow first time I’ve seen that thread. Did you get sorted xfmatt.
I crashed my vespa on the way home and i had to get six stiches in my chin the nurse in the hospital said that girls wouldnt be able to leve me alone because i look like a man with a story to tell. Witch i am and its called how i crashed my vespa witch was stupid. A vespa is a scooter for older people who were around before they were invented btw and havent kept up with modern things. I got on my bike at home time and put my helmet on and rode off without doing it up to number 1 be cool in front of everyone but also number 2 because i was going to get mcdonalds on the way home and you arent allowed in the shop with your helmet so i was going to have to take it off anyway. But one of the girls from work in the office that i know from school has got a clio and i was going to burn her off on the by past but it didnt work out because when i started to excelerate my helmet came up and shocked me because the bottom bit went over my eyes and i went up over the grass and drpped my bike and cut my chin and sprained both my wrists which are killing. The worse thing was everyone was beeping and clapping when they went passed and i couldnt even pick my bike up because my wrists were so sore. I am scared it has been fimed and will be on you tube. I will come back later to tell you about work as well if i dont fall asleep but i am going to have a smirnof ice niw to kill the pain.
I’d just like to interject for a second and state for the record that with all the talk of ‘helmet coming up and bottom bit coming over me eyes’ that Glory Boy is not me in disguise…
Hope your OK though sounds a shocking Vespa related kaffufle.
My burning question is where you going to have a bigmac or fillet o fish… Ironically these are mine and the wife’s nicknames for a dogging couple we know.
You couldn’t write this script, no really, you couldn’t!
It was amusing at first, but I just think now he’s just writing his own comedy script, and getting a bit boring.
Talking of Helmets, nobody could be as big a helmet in real life as he is coming across as.
He makes Frank Spencer look like Prof Brian Cox.
switchlogic:
Come on people, this is such an obvious and therefore poor attempt at trolling I’m amazed many of you can’t see it, despite several members pointing it out! Even the username is trolling.
I’m guessing Between “Flannery’s express Bridge demolition” and inconsiderate parkers they’ve no place to hide so come on here to wind people up
…Mate, it has ■■■■ all to do with me.