Is this fair???

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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Glory Boy:
I crashed my vespa on the way home and i had to get six stiches in my chin the nurse in the hospital said that girls wouldnt be able to leve me alone because i look like a man with a story to tell. Witch i am and its called how i crashed my vespa witch was stupid. A vespa is a scooter for older people who were around before they were invented btw and havent kept up with modern things. I got on my bike at home time and put my helmet on and rode off without doing it up to number 1 be cool in front of everyone but also number 2 because i was going to get mcdonalds on the way home and you arent allowed in the shop with your helmet so i was going to have to take it off anyway. But one of the girls from work in the office that i know from school has got a clio and i was going to burn her off on the by past but it didnt work out because when i started to excelerate my helmet came up and shocked me because the bottom bit went over my eyes and i went up over the grass and drpped my bike and cut my chin and sprained both my wrists which are killing. The worse thing was everyone was beeping and clapping when they went passed and i couldnt even pick my bike up because my wrists were so sore. I am scared it has been fimed and will be on you tube. I will come back later to tell you about work as well if i dont fall asleep but i am going to have a smirnof ice niw to kill the pain.

Hang on a minute, you’ve passed the appropriate tests to ride your scooter so you must be a really good rider, the government says so.

PS great idea to drive like a ■■■■ infront of your colleagues from your driving job. Please tell us the next instalment tomorrow.

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Beginning to think that this here Glory (hole) Boy is someone who has been excluded from attending school cos he has been acting like a prat !! but like a lot of others I await his next posting with baited breath (not) :slight_smile:

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Never has the word helmet been used by an OP so aptly.

I’ve no idea how old you’d have to be to not know what a Vespa is. My grandad would have been 100 this year, and he used to bloody well own one!

Smirnoff Ice? Oh dear! Have you run out of Babycham and Mateus Rosé?

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robroy:

Evil8Beezle:
Not a chance I’m buying that! :laughing:

You couldn’t write this script, no really, you couldn’t! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

It was amusing at first, but I just think now he’s just writing his own comedy script, and getting a bit boring.
Talking of Helmets, nobody could be as big a helmet in real life as he is coming across as.
He makes Frank Spencer look like Prof Brian Cox.

8.1? :open_mouth: …Mate, it has [zb] all to do with me.

It has become farcical, and to troll well you need to keep it somewhat believable and get the audience to buy in, not doubt the validity all the way through. As you say, not even Some Mother’s Do Ave Em could get away with this script…

And who at the age of 23 thinks they are going to impress a bird with a Vespa? :open_mouth:
:unamused:

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Glory Boy:
I crashed my vespa on the way home

Yet you want us to believe you should not have to prove yourself when driving an artic just because you passed a test a month ago and are therefor qualified so it is an insult to have to prove you can handle it and you cant even handle 50cc?
Rookie trolling mistakes all through the thread. You started off wellish but left clues in your original post that you were at it. You redeemed slightly by reigning in the attitude but like most trolls, youre not as clever at hiding your true agenda as you think, slipped up and now youre not even trying anymore.
Stick to the youtube comments. They are far more gullible on there

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Wow - someone has just arrived for a CPC course on a Vespa … you don’t think it could be HIM do you?

I’ll just casually ask if he goes on Trucknet at all :wink:

Nah! He’s been Government approved, he won’t need to do the CPC. :unamused:

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I kept falling off my Vespa in 1964. But after all, I was only a silly kid who didn’t know any better — oh, hang on a minute. :wink:
Bernard
PS, I wonder if Glory Boy’s new boots have arrived from Jumping Jacks yet?

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Look i am not being funny but some of you are coming across as being totaly mean. Also i am not going to be horible to anyone but some people here are pretending to be lorry drivers and i know because of my training who you are and i will even give out an example not to make you look bad btw. Look stop trying to be in a gang some of you all sticking together and lets insted make a gang to help people and to keep truckers sticking together and be hapy what do you say■■? First of all Richardthebrick there is NO SUCH THING AS CLASS 3 so how did you drive one for years then■■? There is only class 2 C and class 1 C+E so sorry but you are the arrogant ***** not me. I dont usualy get heavyd on peoples botoms but BOOM!!! Hopefuly that will prove that i am not a wimp but i wont be bullyed i am firm but fair. Captain caveman 76 yes i am a fully qualified motrcyclist so how is it my fault if my helmet doesnt fit right and nearly brakes my nose and covers my eyes because its faulty exactly and then causes an accident■■? This is basic stuff here so try to keepe up ok evil8beezle i didnt say i wanted to impress her but i just ment it would make me look cool if i overtook her on my bike and yes i am 23 and so is she so i think i know how our minds work. The snowman i dont have to prove anything but i can if i want to but btw my bike is a 150 and it has a better exhaust and a special microchip put in the engine which probably makes it like a 300 so just think my vespa is a 300 and the lorry at work i drove is a 440 so that means it only has like 140 more than my bike so yeh i think it could burn off a little clio dont you?? What i will say is that if anyone needs help they can ask me and i wont pick on them. I would also just like to ask what is the best type of trailer for an artic like curtaisider or fridge etc to do the best work?

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You didn’t take history then ?

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Glory Boy:
Look i am not being funny

Yet we’re all knotting ourselves laughing anyway

Glory Boy:
but some of you are coming across as being totaly mean.

And its, like, so unfair

Glory Boy:
some people here are pretending to be lorry drivers and i know because of my training who you are

What training’s that? Have you had MI6 training? My hgv training didnt train me to spot “pretend” lorry drivers on an internet forum

Glory Boy:
i will even give out an example not to make you look bad btw.

Ok, lets hear it then.

Glory Boy:
Look stop trying to be in a gang some of you all sticking together and lets insted make a gang to help people and to keep truckers sticking together and be hapy what do you say■■?

No thanks. Im an independant contractor and im extremelly happy. I dont need a gang

Glory Boy:
Richardthebrick there is NO SUCH THING AS CLASS 3 so how did you drive one for years then■■?

Er, yes there is. Its what the 7.5t license used to be called.

Glory Boy:
There is only class 2 C and class 1 C+E so sorry but you are the arrogant ***** not me.

No, youre just a ■■■

Glory Boy:
I dont usualy get heavyd on peoples botoms but BOOM!!!

What the…■■? :open_mouth:

Glory Boy:
Hopefuly that will prove that i am not a wimp but i wont be bullyed i am firm but fair.

Typing “boom” is hardly cast iron proof

Glory Boy:
yes i am a fully qualified motrcyclist so how is it my fault if my helmet doesnt fit right and nearly brakes my nose and covers my eyes because its faulty exactly and then causes an accident■■?

Probably because you’ve already admitted you didnt fasten it properly.

Glory Boy:
i didnt say i wanted to impress her but i just ment it would make me look cool if i overtook her on my bike

So did she go weak at the knees and rush over with her phone number when you landed on the pavement?

Glory Boy:
i am 23 and so is she so i think i know how our minds work.

Lol. He thinks he knows how a womans mind works. Bless 'im

Glory Boy:
i dont have to prove anything

Not to me. Ive never asked you to. You’re the one who started a thread whinging he got asked to prove he could drive an artic just because he has a shiny license yet you cant ride a bike without crashing it

Glory Boy:
my bike is a 150 and it has a better exhaust and a special microchip put in the engine which probably makes it like a 300 so just think my vespa is a 300 and the lorry at work i drove is a 440 so that means it only has like 140 more than my bike

Am I REALLY going to have to explain the difference from riding a bike to driving an artic to you?

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quality trolling attempt…
quote,yes i am a fully qualified motrcyclist so how is it my fault if my helmet doesnt fit right and nearly brakes my nose and covers my eyes because its faulty exactly and then causes an accident■■?

on reflection you may consider that it was your fault for not buying a helmet that fits you correctly in the 1st place …you didn’t have an accident at work because it wasn’t your fault,you had an accident because it was your fault for being a window licking ■■■■■■…
amusing enough to pass the time,but not the best attempt at trolling weve seen on here…try harder and stop being a fanny,
I reckon that any company wanting rid of you wont need to bother going through disciplinery procedures etc,they will only need to come in early one day and rub poison on the windows of whatever truck your meant to be driving… :unamused:

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A 150cc vespa…chipped or not…Is’nt going to kick out 300bhp…Like you seem to be claiming…So it’s certainley not only 140 less then the truck you supposely claimed to drive…Look up cc & bhp before you write such bull ■■■■ though…You clearly have’nt a clue about anything…

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I wondered when immigrant was going to pop up again :unamused:

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OVLOV JAY:
I wondered when immigrant was going to pop up again :unamused:

I dont think it is immigrant though. A couple of the spelling mistakes remind me of someone else on here who was a troll but I cant remember the username.
Unless immigrant is one of his other alter egos of course

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A 300bhp Vespa.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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daftvader:
A 150cc vespa…chipped or not…Is’nt going to kick out 300bhp…Like you seem to be claiming…So it’s certainley not only 140 less then the truck you supposely claimed to drive…Look up cc & bhp before you write such bull [zb] though…You clearly have’nt a clue about anything…

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ZOMG! Use google before you make yourself look like a noob maybe■■? bhp = BRAKE horse power I was using the engine not the BRAKES because I wanted to go faster i dont care about the brakes when i am excelerating and the engine is a 300 so 300 v 1.2 clio = 4 the win.

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Olog Hai:
A 300bhp Vespa.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I thought he meant he had a 440 cc truck

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dieseldog999 i have a funny shaped head and i havent found a helmet company that makes one that fits right is what i ment how can it be my fault because nobody makes a helmet right for me■■? And yesterday i was shook up by the accident so i was blaming myself but all my mates sometimes ride with their helmets undone so i dont actually think it was my fault now. I am thinking of sewing my insurance because of it. But i have a plan i am working on and it will be a right result for someone including me. It is to do with lorrys but i want to work it out just right so nobody can be negative on here even.

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2 corrections needed here Snowman me ol’ mucka…

The-Snowman:

Glory Boy:
Look i am not being funny

Yet we’re all knotting ourselves laughing anyway

No, no we aren’t, not even a slight upturn of the mouth from me I can assure you, I called this idiot out on the first page (admittedly I thought he was a schoolkid troll but now we all know he is a regular forum member being a complete fanny!)

Glory Boy:
Richardthebrick there is NO SUCH THING AS CLASS 3 so how did you drive one for years then■■?

Er, yes there is. Its what the 7.5t license used to be called.

Sorry Snowman that’s wrong, a Class 3 was a rigid over 7.5 tonnes with no more than 2 axles and up to a GVW of 17 tonnes, anything heavier and/or with more axles was a Class 2, (and obviously Artics were Class 1)
A 7.5 tonner was driveable on a B (standard car) licence up until the C1 category was introduced.