You don’t seriously believe the OP is actually coming back do you? 
They logged on over an hour ago, and even if they are real, they won’t have the balls to admit what a ■■■■ they have been…
Next you’ll be telling me they have a friend in IT that can do anything more than lick marker pen off a hacker’s software CD!
Evil8Beezle:
Next you’ll be telling me they have a friend in IT that can do anything more than lick marker pen off a hacker’s software CD!
I don’t even believe he knew how to use shoe polish, never mind have a friend with enough grey matter to know how to do anything more than email 
Glory Boy:
All you lot chritacising me do realise I went in on a Sunday just so it didn’t affect the working week■■? Thanks again to all of the guys offering support. All of the yes men accusing me of being on a wind up need to ask yourselves if you would put up with it■■? Someone riding with you all week to see that you can do a job you are qualified to do and report back to the boss■■? No you wouldn’t.Who should do shunting? SHUNTERS. Like bakers bake bread don’t ask a dog to purr. I will do shunting if I apply for a shunters job!!
wrong,i am no yes man,i don’t take crap off employers but if they offer help to see if I am able to handle a hgv then I would accept,you cannot seriously expect to go out on your own after just passing,you may well be qualified with your new licence,but they do not know what you are like as I said in an earlier reply,if you have that kind of attitude before you even have experience then maybe you chose the wrong profession
Sorry to be so late but I got home and logged in and then was eating my tea and spilled my pepsi max on the keyboard for the computer and my sister went skitzo on me so I had to wait for my step dad to get home so I could borrow his samsung galaxy tab which is fine because he has 2. Sorry Evil8beezle I didnt lie to you I am getting a full uniform but i polished my boots to prove i am comitted and will look after their uniform when i get it. OK some good and some things which wer bad happened today. Good things were that i found out that the wearhouse has a bit that is haunted we have a fox that comes around with her cubs that kills ratts and i got a new nickname that i googled because i didnt understand it and its actuslly OK Because he looks like me so is probably why they gave it to me. Bad things were I got shouted at quite a lot which made me mess up my reverses and one bloke told me he was going to stab me if I didnt shut up. But he did give me some of the cake his wife made at brake time which was coffe walnut and carrott and was nice. Just one thing i need to know is what is the best lorry please■■?
Tell us more about the reversing? 
Glory Boy:
Sorry to be so late but I got home and logged in and then was eating my tea and spilled my pepsi max on the keyboard for the computer and my sister went skitzo on me so I had to wait for my step dad to get home so I could borrow his samsung galaxy tab which is fine because he has 2. Sorry Evil8beezle I didnt lie to you I am getting a full uniform but i polished my boots to prove i am comitted and will look after their uniform when i get it. OK some good and some things which wer bad happened today. Good things were that i found out that the wearhouse has a bit that is haunted we have a fox that comes around with her cubs that kills ratts and i got a new nickname that i googled because i didnt understand it and its actuslly OK Because he looks like me so is probably why they gave it to me. Bad things were I got shouted at quite a lot which made me mess up my reverses and one bloke told me he was going to stab me if I didnt shut up. But he did give me some of the cake his wife made at brake time which was coffe walnut and carrott and was nice. Just one thing i need to know is what is the best lorry please■■?
Forgot to say that my nickname is private pile but two people call me gomer but it is the same person.
What is your nickname at work now then fella?
Seems like you’ve settled in just nicely.
Private Pile.
Pile of what?
Best lorry? Don’t you already know that? Can’t believe you have a lorry licence and don’t know which one is the best? I’m very shocked.
And you can tell us that you got some grief, and had some cake, and even what drink you spilt and the make of the tablet you can use.
But not one mention of driving.
Absolutely no way are you for real!
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I didnt drive very much i just reversed about three trailers in the wearhouse to be loaded all of the drivers came in with full trailers to be tipped and they even picked up the ones i reversed in to go strat to their deliveries so nothing to tell
Glad your enjoying it fella.
Best lorry is personal opinion really,for me Volvo but it’s what I’ve driven for the majority of my driving career so slightly biased…worst though is DAF,again for me personally.
Private Pyle (on the right) from the film Full Metal Jacket
Glory Boy:
so nothing to tell
Yeah right, yet you previously said you messed up the reverses…
Plus you seem to have dropped the attitude, as if your balls have just fallen off! 
So come on Mr stumpy neck, show some honesty…
Glory Boy:
Forgot to say that my nickname is private pile but two people call me gomer but it is the same person.
More like private Pike (Dads army) and his workplace Captain Mainwearing has spoken that immortal line
“Don’t tell them your name Pike”.
Either that or the sugar rush from the spilt cola made the keys jump around on the keyboard.
Glory Boy:
Right that’s it sandwitches and my flask done boots polished and Im ready for work. Not going to lie about it I am quite nervouse but Im not going to back down and be a wimp about it so you know I wont be a yes man. I have read the comments and thank you to the people who have given me good advise like coiler and raymundo it would be nice if my boss sees it your way and kicks me out of the yard in an hour or even sooner to do some real work but we will have to wait and see if they are pro bosses or not. To Evil8Beezle and The Snowman actually YES I can afford my own computer because I have two of them in my room that are mine but I forgot the password but my mate from college is a hacker and is going to hack them for me so I can use them again without the password lucky for me my sister is kind enough to let me use hers since we live in the same house and she doesn’t need it all the time. The good thing is that I get free boots and clothes because they took my sizes on sunday which means that the whole day wasn’t wasted and I did get payed at least. I prayed for god to help me today last night. I will tell you now that if you think this is a wind up then you should show some respect and maybe even some help now and again for newbies instead of just being such negative people ALL THE TIME■■?
I wasn’t giving advice, I was commenting on what I would do if I started a new driver and he came out with your drivel. Shown you where the gate was, and not to drive a truck through.
I’m confident I would have picked up your laughable inexperience and intolerable attitude at the interview stage.
It’s a shame as I like to give new inexperienced drivers a chance.
What an unbelievable attitude , if you are genuine then when you have been driving for twenty years you will understand what a arrogant ■■■■ you are now , there are those of us around who have been on the road for 30 plus years who have driven class 3 for years shunted for years , before getting an old erf with an eating twin splitter or similar , then graduated to the modern trucks of today with convex mirrors , remember when they weren’t a legal requirement or even available and still would not say we knew it all , you arrogant prick with your attitude I wouldn’t let you drive my old reliant robin .
Anybody checked the ip,s where this crap is coming from?
I reckon its Dozy been on the sherbet again.
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Glory Boy:
Sorry to be so late but I got home and logged in and then was eating my tea and spilled my pepsi max on the keyboard for the computer and my sister went skitzo on me so I had to wait for my step dad to get home so I could borrow his samsung galaxy tab which is fine because he has 2. Sorry Evil8beezle I didnt lie to you I am getting a full uniform but i polished my boots to prove i am comitted and will look after their uniform when i get it. OK some good and some things which wer bad happened today. Good things were that i found out that the wearhouse has a bit that is haunted we have a fox that comes around with her cubs that kills ratts and i got a new nickname that i googled because i didnt understand it and its actuslly OK Because he looks like me so is probably why they gave it to me. Bad things were I got shouted at quite a lot which made me mess up my reverses and one bloke told me he was going to stab me if I didnt shut up. But he did give me some of the cake his wife made at brake time which was coffe walnut and carrott and was nice. Just one thing i need to know is what is the best lorry please■■?
So basically what you’re saying is you bollocksed up your reverse and dont want to admit it?
I wonder if any of his new work “mates” or Boss have seen the 6 pages response to his posting on here,and what do they think of him.
Having a quick guess,what a pillock
richardthebrick:
an old erf with an eating twin splitter .
Yeh they were ■■■■ s them Eating twin splitters, if you didn’t get a smooth change the ■■■■ s used to gnaw at your leg.