switchlogic:
Come on people, this is such an obvious and therefore poor attempt at trolling I’m amazed many of you can’t see it, despite several members pointing it out! Even the username is trolling.
it is, but see if can beat the number of pages for thread of the year lol 
We have a choice, watching the crap on TV or answering the crap on here, personally I would rather reply to the crap on here …
Another boring troll but some good replys and some pure utter pish like this post
But we are all trolls to some degree surely.
I’m still on premod at bashmebishop.net for starting an ecclesiastical discussion revolving around the divinity of the holy spigot and it’s juxtaposition in comparison to shaven choir boys.
Right that’s it sandwitches and my flask done boots polished and Im ready for work. Not going to lie about it I am quite nervouse but Im not going to back down and be a wimp about it so you know I wont be a yes man. I have read the comments and thank you to the people who have given me good advise like coiler and raymundo it would be nice if my boss sees it your way and kicks me out of the yard in an hour or even sooner to do some real work but we will have to wait and see if they are pro bosses or not. To Evil8Beezle and The Snowman actually YES I can afford my own computer because I have two of them in my room that are mine but I forgot the password but my mate from college is a hacker and is going to hack them for me so I can use them again without the password lucky for me my sister is kind enough to let me use hers since we live in the same house and she doesn’t need it all the time. The good thing is that I get free boots and clothes because they took my sizes on sunday which means that the whole day wasn’t wasted and I did get payed at least. I prayed for god to help me today last night. I will tell you now that if you think this is a wind up then you should show some respect and maybe even some help now and again for newbies instead of just being such negative people ALL THE TIME■■?
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Glory Boy:
I passed my C+E test a month ago at big cost to me and I am wondering if this treatment is normal or just because I am new. I was working in a warehouse and I had an accident which wasn’t my fault but I am starting to think that I have wasted a lot of my retraining money from the insurance getting lisenses for lorry driving. I am suffering with PTSD because of my accident which means I have flashbacks and can’t drive a stacker truck any more or until I am better. I used to look at the lorry drivers when they were tipping at my wold work and it looked like a good doss waiting for hours to be honest that is why I got my drivers lisenses for lorrys not being funny just honest. I got a job with a company and thought I was a lorry driver but obviously not the case. Yesterday was my first day and I spent ages with people explaining how to do basic stuff and what to do if I got questions and to be honest a lot of boring stuff but because I am a good worker I listened as best I could and signed where the people told me to. At the end of the day I was told by boss that I was going to be shunting trailors in the yard today to get experience not being funny but this is lorry driving not rocket science I have taken my tests I am fully qualified there was reversing as part of the test DUH! I know how to reverse in lorrys. I have phoned in sick today because I don’t want to be in the yard being told what to do and how to reverse a lorry by someone who has the same license as me it is an insult. That isn’t the end of it though when I phoned in I asked what lorry I would be getting when I came back and it is an old one. I told them I only knew how to drive automatic lorrys and they have given me an old manual one I think but I can drive a car so Im not too worried about it. The thing is I am a new driver so I have been trained on new lorrys so I think it would make sense to give the newer lorrys to newer drivers because they can work them best. Do all companies treat drivers like this or have I just got a bad boss? I am beginning to see why there is a shortage LOLOL.P.S. They also told me I am having somebody with me for at least the first week!!!
I am sure, it was mentioned in another thread, that Evil is hiring, he has a friend there … I am sure, that he can point you in the right direction, maybe it might be into a building maybe. buy throw Evil8Bezzle a PM he will give you a go.
Well, there we are, then.
■■■■ poor troll effort gains over four pages of response - job satisfaction.
He will probably make it into the top 10 of trollsters along with serial offenders like dozy and boss and driver, volly or what ever his face is and one or two others i can’t be arsed to remember.
5 pages, and not one post from Carryfast, actually I’m missing seeing a post about Neo Liberal capitalism, and the rise of the social democratic axis from the land of Merkal, being shoe horned into a totally unrelated topic:wink:
Dipper_Dave:
But we are all trolls to some degree surely.
I’m still on premod at bashmebishop.net for starting an ecclesiastical discussion revolving around the divinity of the holy spigot and it’s juxtaposition in comparison to shaven choir boys.
Jesus wept, i bloody love your posts, for crying out loud pack the lorries in and write a book.
Glory Boy:
Right that’s it sandwitches and my flask done boots polished and Im ready for work. To Evil8Beezle and The Snowman actually YES I can afford my own computer because I have two of them in my room that are mine but I forgot the password but my mate from college is a hacker and is going to hack them for me so I can use them again without the password lucky for me my sister is kind enough to let me use hers since we live in the same house and she doesn’t need it all the time. The good thing is that I get free boots and clothes because they took my sizes on sunday which means that the whole day wasn’t wasted and I did get payed at least. I prayed for god to help me today last night. I will tell you now that if you think this is a wind up then you should show some respect and maybe even some help now and again for newbies instead of just being such negative people ALL THE TIME■■?
So, went to schoolsorry, I meant work sometime after 7 a.m. and then he was back online at 3 mins to 9. … Must have his sisters computer with him.
Glory Boy:
I will tell you now that if you think this is a wind up then you should show some respect and maybe even some help now and again for newbies instead of just being such negative people ALL THE TIME■■?
Maybe if we didn’t have to wade through so much infantile pish posted by time wasting pathetic cretins like yourself then we could and would offer better help and advice to the genuine newbies and wannabe’s 
But no, half the time we now have to stop and work out whether it’s a genuine posting or just someone like you being a complete Twunt! Thankfully most (like yourself) are so bad at it that it soon becomes blatantly obvious which is which but what you fail to realise is you don’t hurt us already with the experience and knowledge, you just hurt the people who genuinely sign up for real help and advice, when their posts get met with the same scepticism and derision, hope you’re real proud of yourself fuknutz!
Glory Boy:
Right that’s it sandwitches and my flask done boots polished and Im ready for work. Not going to lie about it I am quite nervouse but Im not going to back down and be a wimp about it so you know I wont be a yes man. I have read the comments and thank you to the people who have given me good advise like coiler and raymundo it would be nice if my boss sees it your way and kicks me out of the yard in an hour or even sooner to do some real work but we will have to wait and see if they are pro bosses or not. To Evil8Beezle and The Snowman actually YES I can afford my own computer because I have two of them in my room that are mine but I forgot the password but my mate from college is a hacker and is going to hack them for me so I can use them again without the password lucky for me my sister is kind enough to let me use hers since we live in the same house and she doesn’t need it all the time. The good thing is that I get free boots and clothes because they took my sizes on sunday which means that the whole day wasn’t wasted and I did get payed at least. I prayed for god to help me today last night. I will tell you now that if you think this is a wind up then you should show some respect and maybe even some help now and again for newbies instead of just being such negative people ALL THE TIME■■?
So why have you cleaned your boots when you’re about to get a pair when you go in today? 
Yeah, that makes sense… 
As for your mate breaking the MS Windows encryption, best of luck!
Juddian:
Dipper_Dave:
But we are all trolls to some degree surely.
I’m still on premod at bashmebishop.net for starting an ecclesiastical discussion revolving around the divinity of the holy spigot and it’s juxtaposition in comparison to shaven choir boys.
Jesus wept, i bloody love your posts, for crying out loud pack the lorries in and write a book.
Amen to that 
Just the word ‘spigot’ was enough to have me in stitches 
Evil8Beezle:
As for your mate breaking the MS Windows encryption, best of luck!
Not as difficult as you’d think tbh mate 
I m waiting tonight’s instalment with baited breath should make for a good read. I m thinking… “I was so good at the reverse me and my boss went out to the local Volvo dealership and he bought me a new 750 because I m a superstar”
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Kaistar:
Evil8Beezle:
As for your mate breaking the MS Windows encryption, best of luck!Not as difficult as you’d think tbh mate
Does black indelible marker work as well?
Juddian:
Kaistar:
Evil8Beezle:
As for your mate breaking the MS Windows encryption, best of luck!Not as difficult as you’d think tbh mate
Does black indelible marker work as well?
Black indelible marker would work just as well if it was on that particular disc
Pop it in, boot from disc and change a couple of variables, done
Wish it was so easy to get the drivers and fire up a new bloody OKI printer that arrived yesterday
How it didn’t go through the window without opening it is a mystery that will never be explained… 
Who’s getting the popcorn?
Popcorn definitely but I think it’s worth firing up the barbie for this one (and getting the beers and chairs) 
