Mate, you aren’t safe enough to hold your Mum’s ■■■ in the correct position, let alone go near forks.(Unless they are plastic).
eagerbeaver:
Mate, you aren’t safe enough to hold your Mum’s ■■■ in the correct position.(Unless they are plastic).
What the actual f 
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There has been some funny trolling recently! Entries for Tnet awards 2016 I think…
Can you stop posting as each time I’ve come back to this thread it’s grown by 6 pages
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blue estate:
Can you stop posting as each time I’ve come back to this thread it’s grown by 6 pagesYou obviously cant count as so far it’s only on page four
Think the mods should change his user name to Glory Hole Boy cos he throws his toys out of the pram like a wee girlie …
I also think you are on a big wind up mate, but I will humour you anyway.
You are either very naive or very stupid.
You have a lot to learn about transport/haulage, and evidently about life in general, also your attitude needs a bit of fine tuning.
Take that criticism as advice…, or do not, I couldn’t give a ■■■■.
And don’t come on here using the phrase ‘‘DUH’’ it annoys the ■■■■ out of me.
raymundo:
blue estate:
Can you stop posting as each time I’ve come back to this thread it’s grown by 6 pagesYou obviously cant count as so far it’s only on page four
Think the mods should change his user name to Glory Hole Boy cos he throws his toys out of the pram like a wee girlie …
Tappa talk is 11
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I’ve only just noticed there’s 4 pages, I posted after reading only one. 
robroy:
I’ve only just noticed there’s 4 pages, I posted after reading only one.
If you’ve got bugger all else to do its worth it, there but for the grace of God go any of us i s’pose… 
sounds like you still have a lot to learn,for a start they certainly would not give a new or semi new lorry to a new driver,they don’t know you from adam,you could take it out and wreck it,and that vehicle could be anything between £50,000 to £100,000,and even older drivers [like me ]will tell you that you never stop learning,so take it on the chin give it a couple of years,get your newby mistakes out the way and you will be a better driver for it
I think you would have lasted about an hour before I would have told you to ■■■■ off out the gate.
coiler:
I think you would have lasted about an hour before I would have told you to [zb] off out the gate.
What as long as that, you’re obviously too soft … 
What a cheek mate… you go back into work and you tell them whats what.
If you think I “bullied” the last twunt I came across on here, then just wait for tomorrow nights instalment, when I will have finished for the week, and have access to my drinks cabinet.
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robroy:
I’ve only just noticed there’s 4 pages, I posted after reading only one.
Thats a shame Rob, you missed a belter. He kept adding new bits and changing stuff and by half 2 I dont think even he could remember what he’d been saying!
It got silly when he said he wouldnt be posting anymore as his sister needed the computer though
This thread is like a breath of fresh air.
I wonder what his sister is like.
LASHHGV:
This thread is like a breath of fresh air.
Him in a frock!
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Glory Boy:
I can’t talk about my accident much because I had to sign a non disclosure agreement because it was settled out of court but I have flashbacks and panic attacks which means I’m not safe to drive forklifts yet.
but you can drive a truck? no wonder there not letting you out on your own, i wouldnt let near a corgi truck 
Come on people, this is such an obvious and therefore poor attempt at trolling I’m amazed many of you can’t see it, despite several members pointing it out! Even the username is trolling.
switchlogic:
Come on people, this is such an obvious and therefore poor attempt at trolling I’m amazed many of you can’t see it, despite several members pointing it out! Even the username is trolling.
Couldn’t agree more. But give 'em enough rope …
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