I need some good one liners please or funny quips …
jimboy124,
have you tried this website
hitched.co.uk/speeches/examples/index.asp
I had to give a father of the bride speech a few years ago and found quite a few good snippets on there. I know they have a best man section as well.
Ian.
I’ve been best man twice…I was too pi$$ed to remember what I said the 1st time 
2nd time i closed with the line
“If you think the way to a Mans’ heart is through his stomach, your aiming too high” 