Good sayings/phrases?!

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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Hello,

Just wanted to see if i could learn some new phrases. i.e “if my dog had a face like yours, i would shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards” makes me laugh, wondered what else is out there need new ammunition.

Thanks Danny.

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Last time I saw a face like yours, it had a hook in it.

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Or to a girl in a pub who does not conform to classical standards of beauty…

“Hello darlin’, fancy coming back to my place for a bowl of Chum?”

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she looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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Harry Monk:
Last time I saw a face like yours, it had a hook in it.

off subject but did happen to see your motor on the m4 today west heading into wales looked like it was pulling a fridge

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me and my mate at work have one ever since watchin truck n tri with eddies son on it tramping he parked up n went to the shop for his tea bought a butty some crisp an a manky samosa
so whenever we look like were n a big day we say
best reach for the samosa :smiley:

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I like it when someone calls me fat. I say to them…“Well I can still fit in your mouth!”

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They look like they’ve been bobbing for apples in a chip pan

I bet your mother put curtains on your pram & fed you with a catapult

Face like a bulldog licking ■■■■ of nettle

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“If i could afford the wood,ide have youre mouth boarded up”

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Aye aye, show us yer pie.

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Face as a welders bench, and arse as a backend of a bus.

And about the woman with a good figure, but an ugly face:
Chassis alright, but cab smashed to ■■■■. :laughing:

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The best part of you ran down the crack of your mothers ■■■.

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better to be looking at it than for it!

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As friendly as a scrapyard dog, with a face like a robbers horse.

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face like a slapped arse!!

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cliffton 27:

Harry Monk:
Last time I saw a face like yours, it had a hook in it.

off subject but did happen to see your motor on the m4 today west heading into wales looked like it was pulling a fridge

Not me, curtainsiders only!

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‘Impossible’ is just a word…

whereas ‘■■■■ this for a game of soldiers’ is a more impressive seven words… :laughing:

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bigvern1:
I like it when someone calls me fat. I say to them…“Well I can still fit in your mouth!”

How about saying to them, " the reason I’m fat is because every time I sh ag ge d your mam , she gave me a biscuit" !

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Body like Baywatch face off crime watch.