Utterly priceless Phil, well done! 
QUICK!!! Block the bloody tunnel and stop their randy government sneaking here. Again. Jim.
The French flag of a white cross on a white background is never far away 
A French reply has reached our newsdesk in which the French government are asking where were the Americans during the Battle of the Marne and Verdun and the Somme and in the Battle of France in WW2. 
Updated map of Europe.
The Yanks didnt get involved in the Great War until the Lusitania was torpedoed.The Second World War didnt really involve them until Pearl Harbour.
alamcculloch:
The Yanks didnt get involved in the Great War until the Lusitania was torpedoed.The Second World War didnt really involve them until Pearl Harbour.
Every town has a library.
To you, it might be as foreign as the public toilets that only the men with moustache’s visit. But it is there nonetheless.
Pop in one day, there’s a section in there called “History”.
Some of the books don’t have many pictures, so you might need an adult to help you along.
Well Chas can you tell us in which year did the Yanks come into the First World War?
Spam-Javelin:
Updated map of Europe.
With Obama as president after the Americans have had enough of him. 
alamcculloch:
The Yanks didnt get involved in the Great War until the Lusitania was torpedoed.
To be fair even the most illiterate red neck would have realised that joining the Serbs and the Russians in a war against the Germans made no sense.
alamcculloch:
Well Chas can you tell us in which year did the Yanks come into the First World War?
Best give him a few hours, he has to toddle off to the library.