this is from the only newspaper worth reading these days.JEREMY Clarkson was factually correct, it was claimed last night.
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Of course, you wouldn’t actually allow a Scotsman into your house
As the Top Gear presenter faced a storm of protest after describing prime minister Gordon Brown as ‘a one-eyed Scottish idiot’, experts stressed the constituent parts of the statement could all be verified.
Julian Cook, professor of semantics at Reading University, said: "Think of it this way. What if Jeremy Clarkson had divided the information into three separate sentences?
"For instance; ‘Gordon Brown has one eye’. Yes he does. No-one is denying that. Secondly, ‘Gordon Brown is Scottish’. Yes he is, so are lots of other people and that is reasonably normal.
“And finally ‘Gordon Brown is an idiot’. Well yes, of course he is. If you didn’t think that then clearly you’re some kind of idiot. And possibly Scottish. With one eye.”
Professor Cook added: "It’s all about language, it’s all about context.
"Put it this way, if he had called Gordon Brown a ‘Jocko moron whose eyes are all wonky’, or maybe ‘Long John Silver, the kilted ■■■■■■■■■ or perhaps even ‘Winky McFucknut, the alcoholic sheep-shagger’ then yes, I could see how some people might find that offensive.
"Or if he had put on an eye patch and sat there shouting ‘jings! crivens! am such a wee eejit!’.
“Or if he had wandered around the stage with one eye shut, bumping into things while sticking his tongue inside his bottom lip and banging the backs of his hands together while screaming ‘och aye the noo, I’m Gordon the spazzy’, then yes, that is perhaps going a bit too far.”
Professor Cook said Clarkson’s sentence was not only accurate but possessed a ‘beautiful simplicity’, adding: “Or what about this one? He puts on an eye patch, a kilt and a tam o’shanter and performs simulated ■■■■■■■■■■■ at the wrong end of an inflatable sheep and then falls off the stage. Yeah, I’d liked to have seen that.”
