Follow on from "you're not a proper trucker till"

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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39… you’ve disrupted evenin commuters at the heart of Stockholm hurrying to ferry and runnin out of fuel… …while tryin to pass another lorry who’s stuck for some reason or another and both of you are blocking the whole street… …and, obvioulsy, been on the local radio about that…

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  1. You have told Mr Stobart how to run his company

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41 You had to fold your mirror more than three times in one run up the A82 to Crianlarich :wink:

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orys:
41 You had to fold your mirror more than three times in one run up the A82 to Crianlarich :wink:

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i fail their then, ive never had to fold my mirrors

42: been asked by a car driver if you got your licence in a lucky dip as that lorry shouldnt be up MY street

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  1. Shut the M25 at Thurrock for nearly 2 hours in the evening rush hour whilst carrying hazardous cargo due to someone in a van falling asleep at the wheel and running underneath the back of the trailer!!! :neutral_face:

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44: pushed a car sideways up the A1 at wetherby

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45.Been hit by a car on the A1 because she couldn’t see you in her blind spot. (what did you think you where overtaking than??)

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  1. Had your load catch fire and have 3 fire appliances attend the scene
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47… You have used the invisible straps to strap a load down on a curtainsider…

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48… You hear “we’ve had bigger trucks than that in here drive”

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  1. You’ve came on TNUK to moan like your wife :smiling_imp:

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50: youve came on TNUk to tell everyone how great scania is

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gogzy:
i fail their then, ive never had to fold my mirrors

Lucky you… Never met caravan transporters there :smiley:

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51: You’ve driven a lorry that goes better when it’s loaded than when it’s empty :unamused:

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till you hear from your auld ex trucker dad going on bout in my days there were no bloody nite heaters,power steering and cruise…

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53: You’ve pulled into the motorway services and got your head down for ten minutes and woke up one and half hours later.

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  1. (see my signature).

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  1. You’ve posted a video on youtube of you revving a Scanny V8 for all the world to hear.

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  1. until you have murdered a prostitute :smiley:

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seeing as this thread was stolen from me, by steve-o :open_mouth: , i will compile a top ten in the next couple of days, so keep them coming.

57- you’ve carried a load of live bumble bees, and when you get to the weighbridge you slam the brakes on, so they all buzz round and don’t weigh anything