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You’ve went to drop a trailer and snapped all your suzies
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You forgot to wind legs down when dropping the trailer.
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3)Go under the trailer too low and miss the king pin
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- Backed onto a bay with the rear doors still closed
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- dragged the wrong trailer halfway across the country
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Halfway to a town with the same name the other side of the country.
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- Forgot to put the handbrake on in the unit before hooking up, and not realised until the air tanks on the trailer filled and the whole lot started moving backwards…Just as you’re behind it putting the number plate on!!!
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8 )… you drive from crawley to york and realise you picked up the wrong trailer and its frickin empty
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10)…you miss a step when getting out of the truck and end up falling on your arse!
normally in front a crowd too 
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- you arrive at the docks only to find your passport is in your “other” coat pocket back at home
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- You get banned from an RDC for telling someone a few home truths
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12… Youve been told we’ve had bigger than that in here before driver when you wouldnt get a transit van down there
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13: until youve owned a v8 scanny at the lights in your lil 380 daf, then you hear all you see is doggy doo dah coming out the drivers mouth
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14.until youve spotted another member driver going the other way and posted it on a forum
- had a daily rest on a bay because you ran out of hours, the police came and put cones around you and chalk and a circle of salt to keep demons away
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Until you had a moan about Eddy Go-kart drivers
Youve pointed out to a VOSA officer that they know ■■■■ all aout drivers hours regs
- unless you have been in the S.A.S.
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- Didn’t have any money (no Toll Tag) with you and had to be escorted Back through the Dartford Crossing as the jobsworth wouldn’t let a RM lorry through without paying.
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19.Sat in the snow on the A66 waiting for the snow plough!
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‘Crazytrucker’