Follow on from "you're not a proper trucker till"

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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20 Until you had several calls saying “where are you, you should be there one hour ago, the good driver is able to do that run in 2 hours!”

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  1. you’ve pushed a car down the motorway

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22 reversed on to a slopind down bay and have not raised your trailer resulting in gettin your mudguard stuck under the wheel and ripping it clean off

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  1. You’ve done Middle East work for the Turkish firm Uzun Arac

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24 had early morning tip under the trailer.

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25: been over shap in a force 10 blizzard

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26… been woken up by your traffic planner askin ‘are you ok to drive…? you we’re just a bit smashed when I saw you last nite at the yard…’

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  1. Been in so many tight spots that you have to jack the wagon more than 90 degrees on itself so many times to get out rather than reverse 300+ yards, that eventually you pull a suzy out :blush:

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Had a dump in the back of a tipper and then noticed a double decker bus full of passengers :laughing: :laughing:
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  1. You’ve heard the story about the driver who had 9 off on a Tesco (other supermarkets are available) bay.

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  1. Just missed the Herald

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  1. You just missed the Herald of free enterprise by five minutes. :smiley: :laughing:

oops! somebody beat me to it! :blush:

ok 30) you’ve just been flashed by a blonde in a short skirt wearing no ■■■■■■■ driving a Porche!

:blush:
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31)31) Reverse onto a brand new loading bay with a container not noticing that the nearside door has swung round and gone straight through a closed roller shutter door smashing it off its hinges and cracking the blockwork wall that holds it in place. :blush: :blush: :wink:

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  1. until you’ve had a week on this viewtopic.php?f=2&t=55004.

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33: in the channel tunnel “disaster”

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  1. untill you’ve twanged a brand new wagon tryin to reverse into the last parkin spot in the services. :blush: :blush: :unamused:

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  1. caused traffic chaos by running out of air tryng to reverse into a tight gap off the road :blush: :blush:

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  1. You’ve been on Sally Traffic’s report for causing major chaos after a breakdown

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  1. You tried to inflate a super single with one of those coin operated forecourt airlines.

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  1. You`ve gotten ■■■■■■ at the TNUK “Do” and run around the hotel naked…