Eddie Stobarts Tanker

I was told a little story by an ex Harold Wood driver who I worked with.

When you loaded a new product, you always got a gallon out of the back valve, then when you got home, you sniffed it, you poured a little on the concrete floor and you poured some on the garden. after all this you dropped a match in some product left on the floor :stuck_out_tongue:

If it bubbled on concrete, you gave some to the wife to clean the kitchen floor
If it bubbled on the grass you used it in the greenhouse and allotment to kill weeds.
If it didn’t bubble at all, you used it to clean your windscreen and mirrors
If it caught fire, you put it in your car and went to work for free all next week

There is no wonder Hazchem was invented :laughing:
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I like that Malc. I used to take my eight-legger MK3 or MK5 home regular,just calling for a change of clothes,flask and snap and was always getting tapped for white spirit 'cos my neighbours thought that was the only product we carried. They soon changed their minds when I was carrying ethly acrylate or some other chemical like isophorone and undefronted crude benzole. :stuck_out_tongue:

I always used to scrouge some dry cleaning fluid off of the tanker drivers at Europoort great stuff for cleaning windows or removing stickers

Sniffy:
Another one ready for the road

Hopefully they will soon have the Tesco petrol contracts also.

The best thing to happen to a Stobart trailer it has W.H.Malcolm on it hip hip hoo ray
Well done Malcolms

Note the tank fleet no(137) can this right?vic.

The smallest unit of speed in the universe is the Stobart. One Stobart is the difference between lorries overtaking each other on a dual carriageway.

I found this on facebook, made me smile :slight_smile:

This ones TK134 I dont think they have that many tanks (but may be wrong) would imagine someone will let us know sooner or later.
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Stanfield:
This ones TK134 I dont think they have that many tanks (but may be wrong) would imagine someone will let us know sooner or later.0

Hi John, they only had two when i retired from Petroplus a year gone may, but anything could of happened since then, but i doubt it.Vic.

EDDIE STOBART FAN:
Hopefully they will soon have the Tesco petrol contracts also.

Hi ESF,

Why “hopefully” please?

v7victor:
I retired from fuel delivery driving last may,after 35 years, just at the right time i think.

I retired 7 years ago and I tell you this, retirement beats the hell out of driving tankers. Just back from my walk and a pint at the local Wetherspoons. Long may it continue.

dieseldave:

EDDIE STOBART FAN:
Hopefully they will soon have the Tesco petrol contracts also.

Hi ESF,

Why “hopefully” please?

Most likely a local Tesco’s so not far to go and spot Stobbbie tankers !

Sniffy:
Most likely a local Tesco’s so not far to go and spot Stobbbie tankers !

:grimacing: :wink:

dieseldave:

Sniffy:
Most likely a local Tesco’s so not far to go and spot Stobbbie tankers !

:grimacing: :wink:

:smiley:
Every little 'elps…

grumpy old man:

v7victor:
I retired from fuel delivery driving last may,after 35 years, just at the right time i think.

I retired 7 years ago and I tell you this, retirement beats the hell out of driving tankers. Just back from my walk and a pint at the local Wetherspoons. Long may it continue.

Hope you did’nt have a spill!!!Vic :wink:

Chris Webb:

dieseldave:

Sniffy:
Most likely a local Tesco’s so not far to go and spot Stobbbie tankers !

:grimacing: :wink:

:smiley:
Every little 'elps…

Is that tank vented Chris!!!?

Rgds,

David :laughing:

v7victor:

grumpy old man:

v7victor:
I retired from fuel delivery driving last may,after 35 years, just at the right time i think.

I retired 7 years ago and I tell you this, retirement beats the hell out of driving tankers. Just back from my walk and a pint at the local Wetherspoons. Long may it continue.

Hope you did’nt have a spill!!!Vic :wink:

Not with t’ale, but I’ve had one or two of the others. :open_mouth: Best (or worst, depends how you look at it) was a full load of black oil to Hazelwood foods Selby, now the foreman there was “an unpleasant fellow”, and as usual , “which tank do you want it in”? He said “no. 2”. Are you sure, says I, “I’ve b loody well just told you, No.2”.
WRONG :unamused: . It was full before I started pumping. :stuck_out_tongue:

That’s a handsome looking little Mercury.

dieseldave:
Is that tank vented Chris!!!?

Rgds,

David :laughing:

Ee, thar wor primitive in Sheffield i t’ord days, mind, afore that we had thatch on’t barrel.

Wheel Nut:

dieseldave:
Is that tank vented Chris!!!?

Rgds,

David :laughing:

Ee, thar wor primitive in Sheffield i t’ord days, mind, afore that we had thatch on’t barrel.

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We used to vent taks running with t’lids resting on t’catches and t’bottom valves oppen,used to get rid of t’smell and evaporate what were left,then book a steam out.Can you still do that? We had an AEC MK3 written off when t’thatch caught fire Malc,mind thi it were an owd 'un. :grimacing:

Chris Webb:

Wheel Nut:

dieseldave:
Is that tank vented Chris!!!?

Rgds,

David :laughing:

Ee, thar wor primitive in Sheffield i t’ord days, mind, afore that we had thatch on’t barrel.

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We used to vent taks running with t’lids resting on t’catches and t’bottom valves oppen,used to get rid of t’smell and evaporate what were left,then book a steam out.Can you still do that? We had an AEC MK3 written off when t’thatch caught fire Malc,mind thi it were an owd 'un. :grimacing:

That was another fiddle that got stopped Chris, the customers would only accept proper certificates and sealed tanks, we have had many a good do out of booking a self clean.