COVID (again) / make sense of it [Merged]

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manalishi:
Been doing some reading lately on McCarthy who I think safe to say was as demonised as Chamberlain albeit for different reasons.Might be prudent to dip a metatarsal into the current rollout of 5g.It’s been announced the UK (crown) has okayed a 60 ghz ,UNLICENSED push for this evil [zb].

They’ve certainly got plenty of top-cover to roll this [zb] out with everyone confined to barracks.

From what I’ve seen of it wouldn’t be fair to say it’s something else that CCP wants to impose on us ?. For obviously yet more nefarious reasons to go with the not us guv, deffo naturally occurring, Bat virus that they’ve managed to send us with a lot of help from our let’s say less than trustworthy quisling Commy leaders.

Whatever the answers it’s a reasonable bet that the PLA will be marching down the mall to ‘liberate’ us and create order, to the applause or else of the starving enslaved survivors, of this commy final solution, after it’s run its course and done its job.

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Update. Friends old mans been put into induced coma.

He thinks its lights out for the old chap.

He 60 years old. Will update soon

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Carryfast:

manalishi:
Been doing some reading lately on McCarthy who I think safe to say was as demonised as Chamberlain albeit for different reasons.Might be prudent to dip a metatarsal into the current rollout of 5g.It’s been announced the UK (crown) has okayed a 60 ghz ,UNLICENSED push for this evil [zb].

They’ve certainly got plenty of top-cover to roll this [zb] out with everyone confined to barracks.

From what I’ve seen of it wouldn’t be fair to say it’s something else that CCP wants to impose on us ?. For obviously yet more nefarious reasons to go with the not us guv, deffo naturally occurring, Bat virus that they’ve managed to send us with a lot of help from our let’s say less than trustworthy quisling Commy leaders.

Whatever the answers it’s a reasonable bet that the PLA will be marching down the mall to ‘liberate’ us and create order, to the applause or else of the starving enslaved survivors, of this commy final solution, after it’s run its course and done its job.

You don’t need “PLA marching down the mall” - we’re sleepwalking into an authoritarian communist dystopia right here in the UK lead by our own government. But it’s “for the greater good” to protect us from the virus, so that makes it all okay.

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Mazzer2:
Got home last night and watched the BBC news at 10, it seems the BBC are on one corporation mission to spread the virus reporters travelling all over the country when what they reported on could easily have been sent form home two examples were reporters standing outside 10 Downing street and another standing outside the hospital were the PM is “Oooh look yet another view of 10 Downing ST/ St Thomas’ hospital, but I have nothing new to say”.
The other item that wanted to make me beat a BBC reporter about the head with an iron bar was the piece where a reporter dressed up in full PPE and then entered a sterile ICU. A complete waste of PPE when the same organisation is repeatedly saying PPE is in short supply. I have e-mailed the BBC asking them to show proof that they paid for this PPE await the reply with interest but reckon Covid will end first.
One thing this virus has shown that the most preachy are also the biggest hypocrites, Scotland’s medical officer being another prime example.

I just love this site. Not been behind the wheel for about 5 years now but posts like this just confirm there are still folk about with common sense that don’t believe everything they read on FB and see on the news.

BBC - Big ■■■■■■■■ Conspiracy…

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Weel my friends old man has passed away due to the virus. Had a massive stroke when brought out of coma then lay for 2 days until his passing this morning.

R.I.P big guy.

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Let me see if I have this right…

The official Coronavirus guidelines:

  1. You MUST NOT leave the house for any reason, but if you have a reason, you can leave the house

  2. Masks are useless at protecting you against the virus, but you may have to wear one because it can save lives, but they may not work, but they may be mandatory, but maybe not

  3. Shops are closed, except those shops that are open

  4. You must not go to work but you can get another job and go to work

  5. You should not go to the Doctors or to the hospital unless you have to go there, unless you are too poorly to go there

  6. This virus can kill people, but don’t be scared of it. It can only kill those people who are vulnerable or those people who are not vulnerable people. It’s possible to contain and control it, sometimes, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster

  7. Gloves won’t help, but they can still help so wear them sometimes or not

  8. STAY HOME, but it’s important to go out

  9. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarkets, but there are many things missing. Sometimes you won’t need loo rolls but you should buy some just in case you need some

  10. The virus has no effect on children except those children it effects

  11. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…

  12. Stay 2 metres away from tigers (see point 11)

  13. You will have many symptoms if your get the virus, but you can also get symptoms without getting the virus, get the virus without having any symptoms or be contagious without having symptoms, or be non contagious with symptoms…

  14. To help protect yourself you should eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand as it’s better not to go out shopping

  15. It’s important to get fresh air but don’t go to parks but go for a walk. But don’t sit down, except if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant or if you’re not old or pregnant but need to sit down. If you do sit down don’t eat your picnic

  16. Don’t visit old people but you have to take care of the old people and bring them food and medication

  17. If you are sick, you can go out when you are better but anyone else in your household can’t go out when you are better unless they need to go out

  18. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house. These deliveries are safe. But groceries you bring back to your house have to be decontaminated outside for 3 hours including Pizza…

  19. You can’t see your older mother or grandmother, but they can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver

  20. You are safe if you maintain the safe social distance when out but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance

  21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours … or four hours… six hours… I mean days, not hours… But it needs a damp environment. Or a cold environment that is warm and dry… in the air, as long as the air is not plastic

  22. Schools are closed so you need to home educate your children, unless you can send them to school because you’re not at home. If you are at home you can home educate your children using various portals and virtual class rooms, unless you have poor internet, or more than one child and only one computer, or you are working from home. Baking cakes can be considered maths, science or art. If you are home educating you can include household chores to be education. If you are home educating you can start drinking at 10am

  23. If you are not home educating children you can also start drinking at 10am

  24. The number of corona related deaths will be announced daily but we don’t know how many people are infected as they are only testing those who are almost dead to find out if that’s what they will die of… the people who die of corona who aren’t counted won’t be counted

  25. You should stay in locked down until the virus stops infecting people but it will only stop infecting people if we all get infected so it’s important we get infected and some don’t get infected

  26. You can join your neighbours for a street party and turn your music up for an outside disco and your neighbours won’t call the police. People in another street are allowed to call the police about your music

  27. No business will go down due to Coronavirus except those businesses that will go down due to Coronavirus

Is that about right■■?

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is it still ok to keep going dogging so long as its part of your daily exercise and you stay back the 2 meters away and use binoculars?
or
is it healthier to just put on the camo gear and night vision goggles and take a walk through the neighbours back gardens?

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  1. The number of corona related deaths will be announced daily but we don’t know how many people are infected as they are only testing those who are almost dead to find out if that’s what they will die of… the people who die of corona who aren’t counted won’t be counted

  2. You should stay in locked down until the virus stops infecting people but it will only stop infecting people if we all get infected so it’s important we get infected and some don’t get infected/quote]

No. My mates old man died of it. He was allowd in to see him at hospital with non protective PPE.

Its a con. Yes its a virus but its been hyped up to be the biggest thing since world war 2.

Well done MR moore. I het he is actually hurling his guts up on the insode but for the sake of the future he will do as asked or told.

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cgscott:

  1. The number of corona related deaths will be announced daily but we don’t know how many people are infected as they are only testing those who are almost dead to find out if that’s what they will die of… the people who die of corona who aren’t counted won’t be counted

  2. You should stay in locked down until the virus stops infecting people but it will only stop infecting people if we all get infected so it’s important we get infected and some don’t get infected/quote]

No. My mates old man died of it. He was allowd in to see him at hospital with non protective PPE.

Its a con. Yes its a virus but its been hyped up to be the biggest thing since world war 2.

Well done MR moore. I het he is actually hurling his guts up on the insode but for the sake of the future he will do as asked or told.

Absolutely right.

It’s not nice. But quite why it’s been hyped up to be the worst thing since the last WW is not so certain…
The reasons given just do not make sense.
Maybe we’ll find out one day…(but I doubt it)…

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Win-Stone:
Let me see if I have this right…

The official Coronavirus guidelines:

  1. You MUST NOT leave the house for any reason, but if you have a reason, you can leave the house
    Rubbish - Most people are well aware of the legitimate reasons for going out.

  2. Masks are useless at protecting you against the virus, but you may have to wear one because it can save lives, but they may not work, but they may be mandatory, but maybe not
    True - they won’t protect you, but they might stop a carrier from passing it on.

  3. Shops are closed, except those shops that are open
    Yeah - food shops and those that are essential for us to keep going.

  4. You must not go to work but you can get another job and go to work
    Work from home if you can, but if your workplace is open and you can’t work from home, you can go.

  5. You should not go to the Doctors or to the hospital unless you have to go there, unless you are too poorly to go there
    Stay away from hospitals unless you are seriously ill.

  6. This virus can kill people, but don’t be scared of it. It can only kill those people who are vulnerable or those people who are not vulnerable people. It’s possible to contain and control it, sometimes, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster
    Some of the dead were young and fit.

  7. Gloves won’t help, but they can still help so wear them sometimes or not
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx1lidaX1qk

  8. STAY HOME, but it’s important to go out
    Yep - you still need exercise and fresh air.

  9. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarkets, but there are many things missing. Sometimes you won’t need loo rolls but you should buy some just in case you need some.
    There are catching up fast.

  10. The virus has no effect on children except those children it effects
    True, except that it affects some children but we oldies are more at risk.

  11. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…

  12. Stay 2 metres away from tigers (see point 11)

  13. You will have many symptoms if your get the virus, but you can also get symptoms without getting the virus, get the virus without having any symptoms or be contagious without having symptoms, or be non contagious with symptoms…
    Who says that you can be non-contagious with symptoms?

  14. To help protect yourself you should eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand as it’s better not to go out shopping too often

  15. It’s important to get fresh air but don’t go to parks but go for a walk. But don’t sit down, except if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant or if you’re not old or pregnant but need to sit down. If you do sit down don’t eat your picnic.

  16. Don’t visit old people but you have to take care of the old people and bring them food and medication
    You can check on them and deliver stuff, but don’t give them a big hug

  17. If you are sick, you can go out when you are better but anyone else in your household can’t go out when you are better unless they need to go out.
    If you are, or might be, contagious, stay home.

  18. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house. These deliveries are safe. But groceries you bring back to your house have to be decontaminated outside for 3 hours including Pizza…
    One hopes that restaurant staff are taking proper precautions. That box of frozen pizza might have been handled by any number of other customers - or not. WASH YOUR HANDS

  19. You can’t see your older mother or grandmother, but they can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver
    But stay well clear

  20. You are safe if you maintain the safe social distance when out but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance.
    Yeah!

  21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours … or four hours… six hours… I mean days, not hours… But it needs a damp environment. Or a cold environment that is warm and dry… in the air, as long as the air is not plastic
    Probably - WASH YOUR HANDS - A LOT

  22. Schools are closed so you need to home educate your children, unless you can send them to school because you’re not at home. If you are at home you can home educate your children using various portals and virtual class rooms, unless you have poor internet, or more than one child and only one computer, or you are working from home. Baking cakes can be considered maths, science or art. If you are home educating you can include household chores to be education. If you are home educating you can start drinking at 10am
    If you are home educating you might want to start earlier…:slight_smile:

  23. If you are not home educating children you can also start drinking at 10am

  24. The number of corona related deaths will be announced daily but we don’t know how many people are infected as they are only testing those who are almost dead to find out if that’s what they will die of… the people who die of corona who aren’t counted won’t be counted
    A bit like all those driver vacancies?

  25. You should stay in locked down until the virus stops infecting people but it will only stop infecting people if we all get infected so it’s important we get infected and some don’t get infected.
    No - you want everyone else to get infected but not you.

  26. You can join your neighbours for a street party and turn your music up for an outside disco and your neighbours won’t call the police. People in another street are allowed to call the police about your music

  27. No business will go down due to Coronavirus except those businesses that will go down due to Coronavirus

Is that about right■■?

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" Is that about right■■? "

Errrrr…No. I suppose though, spending Sunday afternoon composing it, was a pleasant enough distraction :wink:

Regards John.

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Methinks that someone (not mentioning any names) either didn’t get the joke… or has had a sense of humour failure.

Ho hum

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Win-Stone:
Methinks that someone (not mentioning any names) either didn’t get the joke… or has had a sense of humour failure.

Ho hum

shouldn’t that be ho ho ho hum :smiley:

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Win-Stone:
Let me see if I have this right…

The official Coronavirus guidelines:

  1. You MUST NOT leave the house for any reason, but if you have a reason, you can leave the house

  2. Masks are useless at protecting you against the virus, but you may have to wear one because it can save lives, but they may not work, but they may be mandatory, but maybe not

  3. Shops are closed, except those shops that are open

  4. You must not go to work but you can get another job and go to work

  5. You should not go to the Doctors or to the hospital unless you have to go there, unless you are too poorly to go there

  6. This virus can kill people, but don’t be scared of it. It can only kill those people who are vulnerable or those people who are not vulnerable people. It’s possible to contain and control it, sometimes, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster

  7. Gloves won’t help, but they can still help so wear them sometimes or not

  8. STAY HOME, but it’s important to go out

  9. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarkets, but there are many things missing. Sometimes you won’t need loo rolls but you should buy some just in case you need some

  10. The virus has no effect on children except those children it effects

  11. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…

  12. Stay 2 metres away from tigers (see point 11)

  13. You will have many symptoms if your get the virus, but you can also get symptoms without getting the virus, get the virus without having any symptoms or be contagious without having symptoms, or be non contagious with symptoms…

  14. To help protect yourself you should eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand as it’s better not to go out shopping

  15. It’s important to get fresh air but don’t go to parks but go for a walk. But don’t sit down, except if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant or if you’re not old or pregnant but need to sit down. If you do sit down don’t eat your picnic

  16. Don’t visit old people but you have to take care of the old people and bring them food and medication

  17. If you are sick, you can go out when you are better but anyone else in your household can’t go out when you are better unless they need to go out

  18. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house. These deliveries are safe. But groceries you bring back to your house have to be decontaminated outside for 3 hours including Pizza…

  19. You can’t see your older mother or grandmother, but they can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver

  20. You are safe if you maintain the safe social distance when out but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance

  21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours … or four hours… six hours… I mean days, not hours… But it needs a damp environment. Or a cold environment that is warm and dry… in the air, as long as the air is not plastic

  22. Schools are closed so you need to home educate your children, unless you can send them to school because you’re not at home. If you are at home you can home educate your children using various portals and virtual class rooms, unless you have poor internet, or more than one child and only one computer, or you are working from home. Baking cakes can be considered maths, science or art. If you are home educating you can include household chores to be education. If you are home educating you can start drinking at 10am

  23. If you are not home educating children you can also start drinking at 10am

  24. The number of corona related deaths will be announced daily but we don’t know how many people are infected as they are only testing those who are almost dead to find out if that’s what they will die of… the people who die of corona who aren’t counted won’t be counted

  25. You should stay in locked down until the virus stops infecting people but it will only stop infecting people if we all get infected so it’s important we get infected and some don’t get infected

  26. You can join your neighbours for a street party and turn your music up for an outside disco and your neighbours won’t call the police. People in another street are allowed to call the police about your music

  27. No business will go down due to Coronavirus except those businesses that will go down due to Coronavirus

Is that about right■■?

You’ve missed :

  1. Any rumours that you might have heard regarding this bioweapon being a bioweapon made and sent here by a vicous enemy rogue state that hates us are totally unfounded conspiracy theory nonsense.

  2. The virus is a natural virus definitely transmitted to a Chinese peasant by eating bat soup which could have been carried by any of the numerous live bats sold in the food market where he bought the ingredients for his soup.Although we also know that the market has actually had no bats for sale live or dead at any time.This contains the facts as to how this bioweapo…totally natural virus arrived on the scene and how harmless it really is.
    youtube.com/watch?v=3bXWGxhd7ic

  3. Do not listen to any equally unfounded rumours that China is anything other than a friendly trading partner now working with us to counteract this bioweapo …virus.

  4. Do not be alarmed by this, in most if not all respects, harmless virus, just wash your hands regularly and you’ll be fine.

  5. But if there is any possibility of this being on any surfaces in the vicinity within half a mile or so than full NBC kit is advised to be worn when dealing with it.Just washing your hands afterwards really isn’t considered as best practice regardless of other advice to the contrary.
    youtube.com/watch?v=GCSyrSSjIY0

  6. Also don’t listen to any unfounded rumours regarding the totally non existent physical reaction of a cytokine storm in the unlikely even of being infected by this bioweapo…virus.There is no such medical condition.Although it is known to occur.
    youtube.com/watch?v=NWiGCAFOf4c

  7. Basically the whole world is zb’ed because the Chinese retards went for assymetric warfare with predictable results.

:sunglasses: But don’t tell anyone you read that here.

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RIP thread.

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How long before Godwin’s law comes into play?

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R420:
RIP thread.

Another covid statistic?

Hey carryfast, what happened to the toilet roll theory?
You know when you were saying that the whole thing was a ruse for China to steal our toilet rolls, that they were loading them into containers straight from the RDCs while our shelves were empty?

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idrive:

R420:
RIP thread.

Another covid statistic?

Hey carryfast, what happened to the toilet roll theory?
You know when you were saying that the whole thing was a ruse for China to steal our toilet rolls, that they were loading them into containers straight from the RDCs while our shelves were empty?

Bog roll food anything they want.The shelves are still bare regarding loads of stuff no panic buying.Plenty of people saying the same as me from US to Australia.
Seems to be a lot of people keen to jump to China’s defence for some reason.

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idrive:

R420:
RIP thread.

Another covid statistic?

Hey carryfast, what happened to the toilet roll theory?
You know when you were saying that the whole thing was a ruse for China to steal our toilet rolls, that they were loading them into containers straight from the RDCs while our shelves were empty?

It is part of a Chinese plot.
By depopulating the UK, they reckon they can walk in and take over our supply, not of bog rolls, but bats.
That is what it’s about.
.
.
But those thicko commies don’t even play cricket, so it’s all a waste.
[emoji3]

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My feeling is that there needs to be a gradual release of people, starting with the young who are fit and healthy and who live with other young people. As controversial at it sounds, people need to take the virus on. Once the age groups have been released in stages, there will be less of it around and the older age groups will be less likely to get the virus. Yes, people will die and some younger people may die too, but the alternative is everyone staying at home for the foreseeable. Dealing with the virus in waves I feel is incredibly short-sighted.