I reckon he got a gaff in a 7.5t limit because that’s all he could drive at the time.
" See that Knowhow Iveco juggernaut thundering past the front room window love? I drive monster’s like that too! "
[example of typical comment to Mrs Evil]
eagerbeaver:
I reckon he got a gaff in a 7.5t limit because that’s all he could drive at the time." See that Knowhow Iveco juggernaut thundering past the front room window love? I drive monster’s like that too! "
[example of typical comment to Mrs Evil]
Yeh but he may drive Big Monsters now, but I reckon that he’s convinced her a long time ago that ‘‘size doesn’t matter love’’ 
albion:
muckles:
albion:
Really. High value, if it’s loaded, it’s parked on a secure site and off the drivers go to a hotel. I’ve got star status on booking.comIt must be really high value, and you must be getting a premium rate to haul it, as millions of pounds worth of high value goods are transported round the UK for peanuts and parked in laybys every night in the UK and nobody seems to give a dam about putting that in secure parking and the driver in a hotel.
Costs for hotels are built in, it’s what the customer wants. Could probably have a sideline in publishing a hotel guide!
Not doubting you, in fact quite impressed that you’ve manged to find a decent job that pays enough to pay a decent wage and for hotels. and also surprised that nobody’s been to your customer offering to cut rates.
No idea what you’re carrying, but even for loads worth millions customers seem to want to quibble over a few quid on transport costs.
robroy:
eagerbeaver:
I reckon he got a gaff in a 7.5t limit because that’s all he could drive at the time." See that Knowhow Iveco juggernaut thundering past the front room window love? I drive monster’s like that too! "
[example of typical comment to Mrs Evil]
Yeh but he may drive Big Monsters now, but I reckon that he’s convinced her a long time ago that ‘‘size doesn’t matter love’’
LOL, you couple of bellends, thankfully I don’t even have a missus!
As for the size doesn’t matter quip, stop it with the ■■■■■■■■■■ prompts, I’m not showing you!
P.S. Can you see the Lion and Witch from in there? 
New drivers please take note.
7.5t driving cannot even get you a girlfriend, let alone any respect.
eagerbeaver:
New drivers please take note.7.5t driving cannot even get you a girlfriend, let alone any respect.
If you need an HGV licence to get a girlfriend you must be seriously lacking in other departments [emoji6]
Got mine from Thailand.
She love me long time.
eagerbeaver:
New drivers please take note.7.5t driving cannot even get you a girlfriend, let alone any respect.
LOL, I’m currently driving not much bigger at the minute, and they don’t half ■■■■! 
Almost as much as your jokes pal…
muckles:
Not doubting you, in fact quite impressed that you’ve manged to find a decent job that pays enough to pay a decent wage and for hotels. and also surprised that nobody’s been to your customer offering to cut rates.No idea what you’re carrying, but even for loads worth millions customers seem to want to quibble over a few quid on transport costs.
It happens, everyone wants decent work, but there are, what economists call, barriers to entry. And I don’t rip my customers off, mostly they get that. One day some spotty Herbert fresh from his business degree, or even worse a transport degree, will come along and apply supermarket chain logistics theory to our work, oblivious to the fact that we don’t shift tinned peaches and it’ll all go Pete Tong. Until then, we just do what we do.
eagerbeaver:
Got mine from Thailand.She love me long time.
You struck me as more of a “Russian bride” kinda guy.
No chance Radar.
Last one tried to poison me with a cup of tea in a fancy London restaurant.
Luckily I switched it with a fella on the next table.
Radar19:
eagerbeaver:
Got mine from Thailand.She love me long time.
You struck me as more of a “Russian bride” kinda guy.
I ordered one once, it didn’t even come with a pump! 
Evil8Beezle:
Radar19:
eagerbeaver:
Got mine from Thailand.She love me long time.
You struck me as more of a “Russian bride” kinda guy.
I ordered one once, it didn’t even come with a pump!
Don’t russ-ain next ime 
albion:
muckles:
Not doubting you, in fact quite impressed that you’ve manged to find a decent job that pays enough to pay a decent wage and for hotels. and also surprised that nobody’s been to your customer offering to cut rates.No idea what you’re carrying, but even for loads worth millions customers seem to want to quibble over a few quid on transport costs.
It happens, everyone wants decent work, but there are, what economists call, barriers to entry. And I don’t rip my customers off, mostly they get that. One day some spotty Herbert fresh from his business degree, or even worse a transport degree, will come along and apply supermarket chain logistics theory to our work, oblivious to the fact that we don’t shift tinned peaches and it’ll all go Pete Tong. Until then, we just do what we do.
Bugger me that’s brought back some memories.
The first car transporter operator i worked for did exactly that, they brought in some right boring ■■■■ from a supermarket logistics mob to take charge of the business side, during one of our then regular drivers meetings he stood up and to astounded sharp intakes of breath and snorts of derision, explained to us how there was no difference at all between shifting cars and pallets of tinned beans, he did well… 
At one of the those meetings might even have been the same one, the bad act of the good guy bad guy routine partnership, announced in his bombastic style how he could get drivers ‘ten a penny’, well that gem bit him in the arse enough times over the years that it must be stencilled painfully in place.
And then Juddian, they move onto the next place leaving an almighty f*** up of what had been a good job well done.
Juddian:
albion:
It happens, everyone wants decent work, but there are, what economists call, barriers to entry. And I don’t rip my customers off, mostly they get that. One day some spotty Herbert fresh from his business degree, or even worse a transport degree, will come along and apply supermarket chain logistics theory to our work, oblivious to the fact that we don’t shift tinned peaches and it’ll all go Pete Tong. Until then, we just do what we do.The first car transporter operator i worked for did exactly that, they brought in some right boring ■■■■ from a supermarket logistics mob to take charge of the business side, during one of our then regular drivers meetings he stood up and to astounded sharp intakes of breath and snorts of derision, explained to us how there was no difference at all between shifting cars and pallets of tinned beans, he did well…
At one of the those meetings might even have been the same one, the bad act of the good guy bad guy routine partnership, announced in his bombastic style how he could get drivers ‘ten a penny’, well that gem bit him in the arse enough times over the years that it must be stencilled painfully in place.
Obviously missed the lectures on Man Management and motivation during his Business studies degree.
robroy:
eagerbeaver:
I reckon he got a gaff in a 7.5t limit because that’s all he could drive at the time." See that Knowhow Iveco juggernaut thundering past the front room window love? I drive monster’s like that too! "
[example of typical comment to Mrs Evil]
Yeh but he may drive Big Monsters now, but I reckon that he’s convinced her a long time ago that ‘‘size doesn’t matter love’’
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFT
And the ref takes a point away. Try to keep those gloves up!
The-Snowman:
robroy:
eagerbeaver:
I reckon he got a gaff in a 7.5t limit because that’s all he could drive at the time." See that Knowhow Iveco juggernaut thundering past the front room window love? I drive monster’s like that too! "
[example of typical comment to Mrs Evil]
Yeh but he may drive Big Monsters now, but I reckon that he’s convinced her a long time ago that ‘‘size doesn’t matter love’’
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFT
And the ref takes a point away. Try to keep those gloves up!
Gloves? He’s got bigger claws than Wolverine the bitchy mare!
FFS, I’m going to have nightmares now…
You look great but that’s a terrible manicure!