Stopping for a "Red Light" [NSFW]

I’ve marked this as Not Safe For Work but presumably we all work from the privacy of our cabs so we should be fine. I don’t intend for this thread to get explicit but I did want to ask about a potentially taboo topic so here goes:

When I signed up to be a trucker just over a year ago I was sold on the promise that I’d end up spending all my wages on fast food and hookers. While that is certainly true for one, the other not so much and not for lack of trying either. Perhaps it’s just the fact that my regular routes or the truckstops I visit aren’t “hot zones” but I haven’t seen so much as a lacey stocking or stiletto on my travels since I started. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not soliciting here or asking for specifics, I’m just curious as to the current state of affairs. Is that whole “scene” still a thing in this day and age or is it just a myth used as a punchline for jokes about lorry drivers?
Hats off to anyone brave enough to share their experiences.

Getting comfy and waiting on Dieseldog999 coming along with his stories

Canon Park industrial estate Middlesbrough you will still see the Ladies of the night trotting along the pavement looking for business. Downside is with the street walkers they’re usually drug addicts and look a bit ravaged.

Your best bet is to go on Adultwork and search for escorts on there which are in the area you are parking on that particular night. Just beware that if you choose a non-British Lady then chances are you’re enhancing their suffering due them been forced into it by their owners.

So i am told anyway…

Loki:
I’ve marked this as Not Safe For Work but presumably we all work from the privacy of our cabs so we should be fine. I don’t intend for this thread to get explicit but I did want to ask about a potentially taboo topic so here goes:

When I signed up to be a trucker just over a year ago I was sold on the promise that I’d end up spending all my wages on fast food and hookers. While that is certainly true for one, the other not so much and not for lack of trying either. Perhaps it’s just the fact that my regular routes or the truckstops I visit aren’t “hot zones” but I haven’t seen so much as a lacey stocking or stiletto on my travels since I started. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not soliciting here or asking for specifics, I’m just curious as to the current state of affairs. Is that whole “scene” still a thing in this day and age or is it just a myth used as a punchline for jokes about lorry drivers?
Hats off to anyone brave enough to share their experiences.

I can just see any new ad for a driver
Drivers wanted to travel the UK great benefits offered good money plus get laid every night also live on fast food all week
Must be fit

I don’t think there are any nowadays. Most of them work from home and the ones that used to frequent truck stops propbably gave up because truckers are such cheapskates they’d rather spank it than pay. Or truckers of today just can’t afford to pay. Or scared their wife will find out. Adultwork is your best bet but most will charge an extra fee starting from £20 to come to you and most of them will probably decline unless they’ve met you before because you know, safety and all that.

I’ve heard some of the EE truckers bring along their wives not exclusively for the purpose of enjoying their company but because they see these trips abroad as an opportunity for her to make some £££ as well…if you know what I mean :sunglasses: You’ll see them at services but I don’t know what’s the protocol there so I stay away.

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With regard to stockings and stilletoes there was a driver at Kemballs at Felixstowe who used to wear them but I can’t remember his name.

ETS:
I don’t think there are any nowadays. Most of them work from home and the ones that used to frequent truck stops propbably gave up because truckers are such cheapskates they’d rather spank it than pay. Or truckers of today just can’t afford to pay. Or scared their wife will find out. Adultwork is your best bet but most will charge an extra fee starting from £20 to come to you and most of them will probably decline unless they’ve met you before because you know, safety and all that.

I’ve heard some of the EE truckers bring along their wives not exclusively for the purpose of enjoying their company but because they see these trips abroad as an opportunity for her to make some £££ as well…if you know what I mean :sunglasses: You’ll see them at services but I don’t know what’s the protocol there so I stay away.

Wierdo

Still on the go round by the Harbour at Aberdeen the other night, i got a knock about 7.45, right in the middle of Coronation Street it was, i politely declined the offer but one thing that did strike me was that she was Scottish, joking aside i did expect her to be E/E

In 13 years I have had 3 knocks on the door , one was a ■■■■■■ just outside of Prague , the other two times were both giving away copies of the watchtower.

Dinsdale:

The-Snowman:
Getting comfy and waiting on Dieseldog999 coming along with his stories

Also being able to use his favourite word…LIMPER

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

HHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

as far as the uk is concerned then prozzy nowadays means aids riddled junkie,pickpocket.
abroad its literally a different world for the quality and abundance of euro mott.
the advantage about getting your cab door knocked in the uk is that the 2 legged bag of puss wanting in wont be aware that you may be "agency ":wink:
and not a “proper driver with a real job” until its too late and she will now be sitting inside with you.
as for the previous comment on them looking ragged,then they might look not so bad getting in,but if they dont look ragged getting out then youve not had your moneys worth.
i dont know how half of them manage in the first four months of the year with the absence of those “agency drivers” not being in the uk with them having earned so much they all end up on pattya beach or further afield spending their surplus earnings.

there now,ive managed an entire post without using my favourite word…it was a struggle,but ive managed it.

LIMPER!!! :laughing:

Should ask the Watchtower lot if they are offering “night comforting” services, then see how fast they run when they work out what you mean. :smiling_imp:

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