Who floats your boat?

For me it is Alex Jones off The One Show.
Susana Reid ex Bbc Breakfast.
Cameron Diaz.
Demi Moore.

Kylie. [SMILING FACE WITH HEART-SHAPED EYES]

Cara Delevingne… Floats my banana boat. A georgous bisexual supermodel… What is not to like :grimacing:

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toby1234abc:
For me it is Alex Jones off The One Show.
Susana Reid ex Bbc Breakfast.
Cameron Diaz.
Demi Moore.

All tobys babes would get a portion,and kirsty gallagar,katie perry ,amanda byram and owt that is wet and warm really :neutral_face: :neutral_face:

holly Willoughby and Stephanie Davis

Meryl Steep in The French Liuetenants woman.

Julia Bradbury
Sophie Ellis-Bextor (had a night on the lash with her a few years back, stunning, funny and a really nice person)
Ola Jordan
Angelina Jolie
Kerry Godliman
And for some reason, Mel Giedroyc has always caused a bit of a stirring…

Ex Sugababe Keisha Buchanan

Amy MacDonald

Penny Smith

Holly Willoughby

Natalie Imbruglia

Ola Jordan

Beverley Knight

Samantha Fox

Maria Whittaker

Linda Lusardi

Carla Connor from Corrie

Zoe Ball (no idea why, just would)

Lucy Alexander (Homes under the Hammer)

Ranvir Singh (ex BBC NorthWest and Daybreak)

Naz (I think, does the weather on Sky)

Georgie Thompson

Lee McKenzie

Diane Keen

And absolutely definitely, Victoria Coren

Ellie Harrison from Countryfile. All the way into next week and back!!!

Nicki Chapman

Danni Minogue

Carol Vorderman

Kimberley Walsh

But most of all in the entire world. And it needs shouting…

RACHEL RILEY!!! I’d marry her tomorrow.

■■■■, forgot about the lovely Rachel! Can I have a quick go on her before you marry her? (Believe me, it will be very quick! :slight_smile:)

Amanda Tapping :wink:

scaniason:
■■■■, forgot about the lovely Rachel! Can I have a quick go on her before you marry her? (Believe me, it will be very quick! :slight_smile:)

You so can not!

She’s mine and I’m keeping her forever. The rest are only on my list in case Rachel wants me to maintain my stamina levels on the week “where she struggles with her sums” :wink:

I can’t think of a woman I find more perfect. She left her husband without consummating the marriage, purely because I flashed her out of a junction.

Or perhaps I dreamt that, as I don’t remember ever flashing anyone out of a junction.

You know she’s an Essex girl don’t you? And I heard that she ■■■■■ in bed. Errm, trying to think of something else to put you off…

I mean obviously she’s going to prefer a greying, slightly overweight, lorry driver to whoever she’s married to at present…

(I’ll trade you nigella lawson for her?)

Nigella is living in our spare room. Since her and Charlie split she needed someone to treat her a bit rough. Rachel is an animal.

Rachel just can’t resist a tall slim blonde with a collection of plastic cards.

Tonight’s solution to the bj conundrum was. HGVADRCPC.

Apparently she wants 35 hours this weekend

Vicki Butler-Henderson from the car show on tv.

Shona McGarty,Jaqueline Jossa,Lorna Fitzgerald East Enders cast.

Wendy Hurrel BBC London weather.

Been away from home for a month so any thing resembling a female with a pulse or who has had one within the last 12 hours :slight_smile:

Susannah Reid.
Hermione Norris.
Sandra Bullock.

Kate Moss.
Baby Spice.
Kirsten Scott Thomas.
Miley Cyrus.
The Indian tv presenter on Bbc breakfast.
Cheryl Cole.
Nichol Scherzenger off X Factor.
Melanie Griffiths.
Gordon Ramsay’s wife.
Jamey Oliver’s wife.
Traffic Sally radio 2.

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