The 5 Word Story

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marsden had missed the ferry

[altitude]

but thought he could sing

[bigrig]

for his bus fare but

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he went through the tunnel

[altitude]

at Newport and ran into

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Llanwern,but there was no

[altitude]

return loads to ■■■■■■■ because

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tthey hadn’t got a union

[bigrig]

card or a sheep licence

[altitude]

to drive them back up

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a sheep dog was summoned

[altitude]

he could drive better than

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any ■■■■■■■■ lorry driver which

[the_sarge]

is not saying very much

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about the merits of ■■■■■■■■

[mucker85]

hauliers in shiny green lorries

[altitude]

or red and white one’s

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and even the bright one’s

[bigrig]

or the dirty crap ones

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that ran out of libbys