used for live haggis racing
From Portree to Fort William
tossing his caber with his
pal wondering willie from over
near Ashton Keynes and we
all know what happened next
as it made the Sun
on page three the voluptuous
Eddie Stobort in a mini
moke at santa pod drag
laying down skidmarks in his
Turd brown Morris Marina with
with the go faster stripes
front of his wifes new
string vest and peekaboo bra
filling the cups with a
JCB 4 in 1 bucket
of scarified tarmac ripped from
Bodgit and Scarpers yard in
Slough just up the road