is this wand for dude
Wand?, I thought it was…
A cigarette holder, but if …
…you put it in your… 
mouth and light it you’ll…
get a big suprise, it …
stands up just like a…
the biggest of the year…
sticks of rock from margate
which need sucking hard to…
thats very big said Zebedee …
(well you’ve lost me!)
… as he scratched his itchy…
for a taxi back to…
jon
spot at the end of …
my caravan in the woods.
his trusty old springy tool
His tool looked like a…
marrow to him, but others…
thought more like a gerkin
Which made ‘Mr Cucumber’ jealous…