The 5 Word Story

because of how rough the

ground was him falling down

off his camel named Humphrey

which didn’t like the sand

or giving screaming kids rides

It gives him the hump.

So the very next day

he decided to join circus

there he met Nellie the

monkey with an identity disorder

and he couldn’t spell “effelunt”

( LOL @ Harry and Diesledog :laughing: )

or Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch spelling was not

but was quick nicking nuts

from pygmies in their huts

the effeluntmonkey was not popular

but didnt give a toss

coz he put Humphrey in

then he put humphrey out

in out in out they

shook it all about, until…