as they called after Al
Sithi , aka cricketer Freddie Trueman
Ingrid Bergman appeared in for
Lancashire ,…but was bowled out 
Gregory Peck had a fling
but was eventually caught out
acting honours to Burl Ives
when caught at the stumps
when it becomes obvious that
bad light eventually stopped play
Chuck Connors got a bit
Stroppy,can see in dark
thanks to new pitch floodlighting
And his Kung fu vision
with those special wrap around
glasses that he wore in
the style of Ali G
only he was much bigger
said the vicar to the…
Every one was much bigger