in a factory lavvy in the 70s , with a reference to bloke wearing a wig
is x reading poetry ? toupee or not toupee
it was funny at the time 
On a bog door in the late sixties, I read a fascinating story, written in a flowing cursive hand, of how this bloke managed to finally mount his wifes sister.
Extraordinarily detailed, it really was a special recital of what was an obviously a long awaited encounter.
As a gawky shy 15 year old it had a lasting impression on me.
Obviously 
“My mother made me a homosexual”
Underneath in a different hand.
“If I give her the wool, will she make me one?”
“For a great ■■■■■■■■ call 07654877544”
Written by myself in our downstairs crapper. It’s the wife’s number obviously.
She wasn’t amused and has also threatened to leave me if I drill another glory hole.
“Don’t know what possessed me to do it, but i saw the omen 666 times” at bristol uni.
Did anyone hear about this back in August, Trucker finds love after texting a number of a girl written on a toilet door by her ex?
I heard about it on the radio but forgot to post about it.
Stobart wage slips. Written on the wall above the toilet roll.
Saw this a couple of years ago in Leeming services:
3 things I hate:
- Vandalism
- Lists
- Irony.
I’ve seen it in a few other places since and always makes me chuckle.
I’ve put me own phone number on a few loo doors at Lymm. Just for the crack really… 
Dipper_Dave:
I’ve put me own phone number on a few loo doors at Lymm. Just for the crack really…
depends on whos crack though… 
dri-diddly-iver:
Years ago from childhood memoryHere I stand broken hearted
paid a penny and only ■■■■■■
I’ve also seen that on the door & underneath,
Here I sit, sly & artful,
got in free & done a cartfull
Saw this in Carlisle Truckstop a few years ago.
“The painters work was all in vain, the ■■■■■■■■■ vandal strikes again!”
■■■■ my very round 3 inch willy.
I’m podgy from Ebbw Vale ■■■
Coach and horses
Abergavenny
On a bog door in Corley " For soft moist ■■■■■ ring Birmingham (tel. No.)
Underneath.
“For abnoxious snotty CxxT break down on the M6 and wait for the Law to arrive.” Jim.