I reckon that most of us here of a certain age (and those even older like Dennis! 
) can relate to working with drivers, fitters, weighbridge staff etc who gave us some laughs for various reasons, we certainly had more than our share at Tilcon’s Ballidon quarry and there were many more at places we delivered to! Maybe I was even one of them, who knows eh? 
Thing is though, dare we share them?
Pete.