Reef:
You’re a braver man than me Sammy…There’s no way in hell I’d have the nerve to tell my Missus “I’m off to do Euro luv, see you in a couple o’ three weeks for a day and a half maybe even a full weekend if we’re lucky”
Ahh but if I was single… stares wistfully off into the horizon
C’Mon reef, this is a van, he’ll be tipped Lyons and back in less than 48 hours…