Dipper_Dave:
Funnily enough I was chatting to a mate of mine (yes I have friends honest) who works for Wincanton tramping about this very topic. He had a nice Merc, flat floor, microwave, fridge etc… good looking bloke and great in the sack.
Anyway he was telling me his truck is allocated to him, doesn’t go out the weekends and only driven by Wincantons own holiday relief drivers when he is off.He then went on to tell me he cleared £650 a week and something about an embassy seige he was involved in so I switched off.
You’re probably right about the embassy siege, and I’ll take your word for what he was like in the sack 
, but everything else is true!