the story of a bmw driver
the other day i was cruising along as usual in my bmw coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
first off , i could not believe that the volme of traffic did not slow for me at all as i came off the slip road. i had to squeeze into a barely large enough between two cars in order to get onto my motorway.(the driver of the car behind did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn).unbelievably i had to do the same again before i could get into the bmw lane.(why do underlings use this lane, surely everybody knows its for bmw,s only.)
anyway, once i was in the bmw lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the audulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me.
i then noticed an inferior car ahead of me, which was not only in the bmw lane of the motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 miles per hour.
naturally i got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he should not be in the bmw lane of the motorway and to get out of my way. of course once he realised that there was a bmw behind him he moved over but i could hardly believe he when he pulled straight back out behind me!!!
he also tried to keep up with me and when he realised i would out run him he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to getonto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.
needless to say i was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what i already new- that my car goes really fast. apparently he wants evryone to know what a superior car i have, so i had to take my driving licence to the police station to get some points put on!!
they are not free points either thay cost £20 each and i was only allowed three. but the man at the polce station said that because i drive a far superior car it wont be much longer before i earn the full twelve points, and then i wont even need a driving licence, so they will take it off me.
see now thats the sort of respect when you buy and drive a BMW. 