The Nodding Donkey

[robroy]

You know you've made it and 'arrived' on Trucknet when you are the subject of a thread
(But you have not caught up with me yet on that score, as my ego is through the roof )

A friendly warning for you me old Viking/Rock God person.
I reckon you better watch out mate....big style.

If that Smoking Monkey (aka Contraflow) happens to dip in to this forum after his long absence, and sees what you are doing here , it will not be good for you.

I have heard he is already rounding up all of his mates as we speak, and is coming looking for you.

His problem is, that you appear to be trying to take his place on here as the resident purveyor of sharp vicious and merciless putdowns at every opportunity.
In fact you have even dared to take ME on a couple of times. (already mentioned my ego)

He does not take kindly to anybody stepping on his toes, and gets very angry.....You won't like him when he's angry.
May God have mercy on your miserable black soul....you have been warned..watch your back, and ESPECIALLY....avoid walks in the woods.
Take a look at this.

.https://youtu.be/wFG_bx8tAaE

[the nodding donkey]

I think the lack of NHS resources over the weekend is appalling.

[robroy]

I think the lack of NHS resources over the weekend is appalling.

You just couldn't wait to click on, when you saw your name in lights could you...go on admit it, it won't hurt.

[James the cat]

The fawning is strong in this thread.

[the nodding donkey]

The fawning is strong in this thread.

[robroy]

The fawning is strong in this thread.

Really?
Are you reading a different thread to me then?
Just a joke aimed at ND, never have or felt the need to, or would, ''fawn'' over anybody in my entire life mate.

[Colin_scottish]

Its banter rob just looking for a new mate since evil has gone awol (just kidding rob)

[Reef]

The fawning is strong in this thread.

Really?
Are you reading a different thread to me then?
Just a joke aimed at ND, never have or felt the need to, or would, ''fawn'' over anybody in my entire life mate.

No I'm quite sure he read the same pish as I just did.

[robroy]

The fawning is strong in this thread.

Really?
Are you reading a different thread to me then?
Just a joke aimed at ND, never have or felt the need to, or would, ''fawn'' over anybody in my entire life mate.

No I'm quite sure he read the same pish as I just did.

Give that guy who's holding a gun to your head making you read it a [zb] good kicking then bud.

Definitely a soh famine on this forum this morning chaps.

[Reef]

Now now Rob, don't be a snowflake, if thou can dish it then thou should taketh it too

[robroy]

Now now Rob, don't be a snowflake, if thou can dish it then thou should taketh it too

Nah, aint got a problem taking it bud in the slightest, trust me.
Just a bit surprised by some of the reactions to a light hearted post....fawning , load of piss etc .

Maybe it's just me and my weird sense of humour some don't get eh
So ....I'll join with the rest of the riveting themed posts on here instead.


What's the best truck sat nav on the market, what's Stobarts like to work for, and how many times in a week can I reduce my daily rest ????

[the nodding donkey]

The fawning is strong in this thread.

Really?
Are you reading a different thread to me then?
Just a joke aimed at ND, never have or felt the need to, or would, ''fawn'' over anybody in my entire life mate.

Don't worry Rob. It'll be "our little secret"..

[robroy]

The fawning is strong in this thread.

Really?
Are you reading a different thread to me then?
Just a joke aimed at ND, never have or felt the need to, or would, ''fawn'' over anybody in my entire life mate.

Don't worry Rob. It'll be "our little secret"..

And here's me thinking you'd gone off in a strop.
I was just about to put in another complaint against you....fawn fawn.

[James the cat]

Did I miss something? jeez what did I say ?

[Twoninety88]

...and here was me thinking ND is/was Contraflow !

Ho hum.... whoever they/he is matters not a jot in the great scheme of things !

[Excalibus]

the Nodding Donkey attacks new members on this forum, I'd vote to see him banned HEEEEHAWWWW

[robroy]

the Nodding Donkey attacks new members on this forum, I'd vote to see him banned HEEEEHAWWWW

Yeh but on the other hand, any member who takes this stuff serious enough to actually take the time to REPORT another should be banned imo.

[Excalibus]

the Nodding Donkey attacks new members on this forum, I'd vote to see him banned HEEEEHAWWWW

Yeh but on the other hand, any member who takes this stuff serious enough to actually take the time to REPORT another should be banned imo.

iF The member stops new members wishing to be a part of a forum becuase a foolish person anoys them, that person aint helping the owner of the forum expanding it or growing it, I own 2 of my own forums I make money from premium membership on 1, supply postel newsletters free stuff and bought brand new car from it. bullies get warned and kicked if they dont comply. over 30k members

[robroy]

the Nodding Donkey attacks new members on this forum, I'd vote to see him banned HEEEEHAWWWW

Yeh but on the other hand, any member who takes this stuff serious enough to actually take the time to REPORT another should be banned imo.

iF The member stops new members wishing to be a part of a forum becuase a foolish person anoys them, that person aint helping the owner of the forum expanding it or growing it, I own 2 of my own forums I make money from premium membership on 1, supply postel newsletters free stuff and bought brand new car from it. bullies get warned and kicked if they dont comply. over 30k members

Oh right.
I didn't realise you were actually officially policing the forum, and Rikki's business advisor.
Here's me thinking you were just an over sensitive shrinking violet, ..what am I like eh?

[the nodding donkey]

Rob, you haven't really arrived untill you have your own personal hater....

[the nodding donkey]

the Nodding Donkey attacks new members on this forum, I'd vote to see him banned HEEEEHAWWWW

Yeh but on the other hand, any member who takes this stuff serious enough to actually take the time to REPORT another should be banned imo.

iF The member stops new members wishing to be a part of a forum becuase a foolish person anoys them, that person aint helping the owner of the forum expanding it or growing it, I own 2 of my own forums I make money from premium membership on 1, supply postel newsletters free stuff and bought brand new car from it. bullies get warned and kicked if they dont comply. over 30k members

[robroy]

''Bullys get warned''....''and kicked''
Sounds like he's running a protection racket, not a forum.
Which one is he Ronnie or Reggie?

[New Bee]

I haven't read much from him yet, but I know what it's like to be bullied. Maybe we should lay off him guys. Nobody deserves to be banned for having an opinion

[robroy]

I haven't read much from him yet, but I know what it's like to be bullied. Maybe we should lay off him guys. Nobody deserves to be banned for having an opinion

Bullying is a very serious accusation mate, which should not be used lightly as it devalues the genuine incidents.
I personally hate bullying in any form myself.
However lets get things clear here, nobody was bullied at all in this guy's case... afaik ND was reported for putting up a few harmless pics and comments, that is all..
A bit like a kid running to his Mam, or his teacher snivelling ''Those nasty boys are making fun of me''
This guy should not come on to a forum inhabited by hairy arsed truckers if he can not take a bit of banter and piss taking.



As for ''laying off'' ND, I think you have misunderstood the theme of the post mate...I was joking.
Contraflow used to be famous for his putdowns, I was pointng out that ND had taken over in his absence.

Pulling teeth or what.

[the nodding donkey]

I haven't read much from him yet, but I know what it's like to be bullied. Maybe we should lay off him guys. Nobody deserves to be banned for having an opinion

Ah yes, the "put upon's fanclub" coming to the resque of the unfairly treated new member when the new member's blundering entrée is not met with appreciative applause.

You always join just after the new member has not been welcomed with open arms...

[raymundo]

the Nodding Donkey attacks new members on this forum, I'd vote to see him banned HEEEEHAWWWW

Yeh but on the other hand, any member who takes this stuff serious enough to actually take the time to REPORT another should be banned imo.

iF The member stops new members wishing to be a part of a forum becuase a foolish person anoys them, that person aint helping the owner of the forum expanding it or growing it, I own 2 of my own forums I make money from premium membership on 1, supply postel newsletters free stuff and bought brand new car from it. bullies get warned and kicked if they dont comply. over 30k members

What are these so called forums of yours called and where do we sign up for this premium membership? Just to help you get another new car ......

[robroy]

the Nodding Donkey attacks new members on this forum, I'd vote to see him banned HEEEEHAWWWW

Yeh but on the other hand, any member who takes this stuff serious enough to actually take the time to REPORT another should be banned imo.

iF The member stops new members wishing to be a part of a forum becuase a foolish person anoys them, that person aint helping the owner of the forum expanding it or growing it, I own 2 of my own forums I make money from premium membership on 1, supply postel newsletters free stuff and bought brand new car from it. bullies get warned and kicked if they dont comply. over 30k members

What are these so called forums of yours called and where do we sign up for this premium membership? Just to help you get another new car ......

Imafantasistpratnet.
And here's a pic of his 'new car' donated by one of his ''30k'' members''
Top of the range apparentlly.

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[madmackem]

I was thinking more like this one Rob...

[eagerbeaver]

Christ. I thought I could talk bollocks, it appears there are other protagonist's...

[robroy]

Christ. I thought I could talk bollocks, it appears there are other protagonist's...

Nah...I'm much better than you at talking bollocks, have you not read some of my posts?
And I'm even worse in real life.