I have it on good authority that Series 3 of Stobarts Trucks and Trailers will go ahead in March 
cheers for the heads up fella. will make sure the xbox is on whenever its on tv 
Good at least it will be a new comedy not the repeats they are showing just now
god sake, Mo will be sitting their rubbing all his man juice all over him because hes soo excited that he gets to go ont he television again…
Will they get it edited in time?
If the editor does not get it completed ready for airing in March the director could face financial penalties. Although busy trying to cut the hours of raw footage into something worthy, while trying to get away with using the same shots over, and over, and over, and over, and over again, she will have to make several interruptions for perilous journeys from the editing suite to the toilet. She’s a big boned gal so only has a matter of inches to spare each side as she makes her way down the narrow corridor__*__.
She also has to take turns to go to the drinks machine to get hot beverages for herself and her colleagues and while three of them want coffee, available from the machine on her floor, the fourth desires soup and for that she has to go to the machine upstairs, a long journey of nearly 110 metres. Will she make it there and back within her 15 minute coffee break? Failure could put the entire series in jeopardy and mean problems for the company with lost opportunities and future business. If she hurries too much and on her return she spills that cup of Cream of Mushroom over the equipment it will be disaster, her mixing desk ruined by a big creamy mess.
<Various shots of her walking along corridors carrying a cup holder. Don’t worry if there are a different number or type of cups in each shot, only so-called professional cup holder users will notice and the Great British Public will lap it up>
When she gets to the machine it looks like she could be in trouble as there are four waiting ahead of her to load their massive cup holders with up to 33 euro cups or 22 blue Cheap cups. She’s in luck when her colleague Low Bow__*__ ‘n’ Arrow turns up and starts bellowing at all and sundry, announcing he has had a long day and if it doesn’t end in the next two minutes he might well soil himself. In the confusion as everybody shuffles about to accommodate Low Bow she nips in and locating the soup loads it into the cup and soon has it secured in her cup holder. As she makes her way back to her office, past the admiring group hanging on Low Bow’s every word as he recounts another tale of derring-do, she holds a handkerchief half way across her face to prevent her colleagues seeing her escape. Unfortunately she has also obscured most of her right side peripheral vision and walks into a fire extinguisher, scuffing her clean, shiny shoes in the process. She’s not happy, she loves these shoes and like all the shoes she has ever owned they even have a name, Mary Jane.
There’s tension as she works a night shift, every creak, rattle or shadow scaring her as she continues her lonely task with not another human being in sight__*__. A task made so much harder as no lights are on in the office, bar her desk lamp and one of the two bulbs in that has blown and she either hasn’t noticed, can’t be bothered or doesn’t know how to change it.
She hopes her boss is pleased with the finished product because he has promised her a turn on the Polo if it’s a success. She has her fingers crossed it’s the original ones he’s referring to as she isn’t so keen on the Spearmint Polos.
____It’s 29 inches each side but where’s the excitement and potential disaster in that?
____Any similarity to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. All characters are a figment of the authors imagination. Honest.
__*__Ignore the three man cleaning crew emptying the bins and running a duster and vacuum cleaner around, just pretend they aren’t there or it will ruin the tension.
think you’ve been overdoing the coffee, mr holic.
quality!
i know dicko has been going on about it being filmed for a while.
Class 
that is class
Your talents are wasted here…
Coffeeholic:
Will they get it edited in time?
If the editor does not get it completed ready for airing in March the director could face financial penalties. Although busy trying to cut the hours of raw footage into something worthy, while trying to get away with using the same shots over, and over, and over, and over, and over again, she will have to make several interruptions for perilous journeys from the editing suite to the toilet. She’s a big boned gal so only has a matter of inches to spare each side as she makes her way down the narrow corridor__*__.
She also has to take turns to go to the drinks machine to get hot beverages for herself and her colleagues and while three of them want coffee, available from the machine on her floor, the fourth desires soup and for that she has to go to the machine upstairs, a long journey of nearly 110 metres. Will she make it there and back within her 15 minute coffee break? Failure could put the entire series in jeopardy and mean problems for the company with lost opportunities and future business. If she hurries too much and on her return she spills that cup of Cream of Mushroom over the equipment it will be disaster, her mixing desk ruined by a big creamy mess.
<Various shots of her walking along corridors carrying a cup holder. Don’t worry if there are a different number or type of cups in each shot, only so-called professional cup holder users will notice and the Great British Public will lap it up>
When she gets to the machine it looks like she could be in trouble as there are four waiting ahead of her to load their massive cup holders with up to 33 euro cups or 22 blue Cheap cups. She’s in luck when her colleague Low Bow__*__ ‘n’ Arrow turns up and starts bellowing at all and sundry, announcing he has had a long day and if it doesn’t end in the next two minutes he might well soil himself. In the confusion as everybody shuffles about to accommodate Low Bow she nips in and locating the soup loads it into the cup and soon has it secured in her cup holder. As she makes her way back to her office, past the admiring group hanging on Low Bow’s every word as he recounts another tale of derring-do, she holds a handkerchief half way across her face to prevent her colleagues seeing her escape. Unfortunately she has also obscured most of her right side peripheral vision and walks into a fire extinguisher, scuffing her clean, shiny shoes in the process. She’s not happy, she loves these shoes and like all the shoes she has ever owned they even have a name, Mary Jane.
There’s tension as she works a night shift, every creak, rattle or shadow scaring her as she continues her lonely task with not another human being in sight__*__. A task made so much harder as no lights are on in the office, bar her desk lamp and one of the two bulbs in that has blown and she either hasn’t noticed, can’t be bothered or doesn’t know how to change it.
She hopes her boss is pleased with the finished product because he has promised her a turn on the Polo if it’s a success. She has her fingers crossed it’s the original ones he’s referring to as she isn’t so keen on the Spearmint Polos.
____It’s 29 inches each side but where’s the excitement and potential disaster in that?
____Any similarity to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. All characters are a figment of the authors imagination. Honest.
__*__Ignore the three man cleaning crew emptying the bins and running a duster and vacuum cleaner around, just pretend they aren’t there or it will ruin the tension.
Someone has too much time on their hands. 
DadsRetired:
Someone has too much time on their hands.
I do indeed. On the plus side I wrote most of it on the M6 past Birmingham while I was at work last night, so at least it gave me something to help pass all that too much time.
lets see if any of these â– â– â– â– â– â– â– are moaning about eddie cutting there hours and getting rid of some trampers,
will be putting my box of needles out in the rain so they go rusty then i can stick them in my eyes while this â– â– â– â– â– is on
I watched destination doha the other day. Stobarts has a lot to learn
Just seen these advertised on the telly, get one while stocks last 
Why is the unit suffering from dwarfism?
redboxer850:
Just seen these advertised on the telly, get one while stocks last
A very inaccurate model, the curtains are completely clear of the windows. 
dar1976:
Your talents are wasted here…
You mean you’ve not seen his videos, read his book as well as the stories he’s written on his travels?
bubsy06:
Why is the unit suffering from dwarfism?
I was wondering that myself! 
Coffee, you need to take in some deep breathes and exhale slowly. This will help release all that pent up Stobbie stuff from your system. When you’ve done that, try a little light reading such as Prof. Stephen Hawkings ‘The Universe in a Nutshell’, although it wont come close to the Stobbie universe (how could it!), it might help.
hawking.org.uk/the-universe- … shell.html
Tiger.