One for the children big and small 
www.noradsanta.org
you big kid he says like i wont be on there my self
unless he gets held up at a tesco rdc 
he has a special express bay tesco are under contract 3second turnaround or they dont get any pressies
well i believe in him even if my kids dont
STOP PRESS
Reports are just coming in that Santa as brokendown. One of the Reindeer as collapsed. Santa’s flag down a car & the driver’s ask to help. It turns out that the motorist is a Doctor but cant help because he’s a Chiropodist so Santas ask him for a tow. 
Merry Xmas.
pmsl