Had been a long day when parked at Lymm truckstop, with early start the next day, tried to get some sleep but had constant visitors knocking on the door looking for business, couple of mixed race English girls and a polish girl. Been told since this is a regular thing, with them taking a room in the hotel and hot bedding the night, will think again before I park at Lymm. Anyone had a similar experience at Lymm or elsewhere?
i parked at lymm a few months ago and didnt get bothered once. only bother i did get was doors slamming all night and engines starting constantly. but thats my fault for parking right next to the diesel pumps. ill know for next time.
backload:
Had been a long day when parked at Lymm truckstop, with early start the next day, tried to get some sleep but had constant visitors knocking on the door looking for business, couple of mixed race English girls and a polish girl. Been told since this is a regular thing, with them taking a room in the hotel and hot bedding the night, will think again before I park at Lymm. Anyone had a similar experience at Lymm or elsewhere?
Were they attractive looking ? Never got bothered the couple of times I parked there then again I parked in the far corner so I doubt they would get that far !!
I got excited last night in Newport when I got a knock on the door only to find a 14/15yr old pretend traveler asking for diesel for his mum’s car, any change and any spare iron 
So even though I had been parked up since 6pm and it was now 10pm the shoes were on and I drove off down the road five minutes to park up with some other lorries. Obviously didn’t put my card in so did a vehicle printout and just wrote on the back that all year round caravan types were hassling me.
‘My friend’ would like to know for research purposes which part of Lymm you were parked at?
My guess would be the front parking bays opposite the hotel,also for research purposes for a friend was the polish chick a hottie??
Oh and how much??
Ten dola, me love you long time
the nodding donkey:
Ten dola, me love you long time
Ting Tong springs to mind.
Did any of them have nice toes?
tomk86:
Did any of them have nice toes?
I’d hope they had ALL their toes
Probably had extra toes!
Who cares about their toes when they’re on their knees?
What time was it? So I can make sure I avoid that exact time of night you understand.
thought this was going to be a thread on ‘Guinan Girls’ 
I used to work for the same firm as a guy who used to pick up the ladies at Wolverhampton truckstop regularly.
(He was single btw, I aint dropping him in it here. 
)
He knew them all on a first name basis, and many a time they used to travel with him for a day or two in his truck, presumably on their days off.
He had bookshelves built in the back of his MAN XXL cab, full of ■■■■■ films on video tapes.
He loaned me one once, when we were waiting for bloody ages to get custom clearance or to tip or whatever it was one day. When I put one on it was of HIM with one of those girls 
When I gave him it back (after about 1minute ) he said he had give me a one off the wrong shelf
Pervydave was what he went by, there were a couple of Sunday Sport model girls on Thurrock truckstop one day on a meet and greet thing, Dave being Dave, he made a bee line for them, got a photoshoot and ended up in the bloody paper with them outside his truck.
. The pic will be out there somewhere on the net if anybody is clever enough or can be arsed to find it, it was around 2005 ish.
robroy:
I used to work for the same firm as a guy who used to pick up the ladies at Wolverhampton truckstop regularly.(He was single btw, I aint dropping him in it here.
He knew them all on a first name basis, and many a time they used to travel with him for a day or two in his truck, presumably on their days off.
He had bookshelves built in the back of his MAN XXL cab, full of ■■■■■ films on video tapes.
He loaned me one once, when we were waiting for bloody ages to get custom clearance or to tip or whatever it was one day. When I put one on it was of HIM with one of those girls
When I gave him it back (after about 1minutePervydave was what he went by, there were a couple of Sunday Sport model girls on Thurrock truckstop one day on a meet and greet thing, Dave being Dave, he made a bee line for them, got a photoshoot and ended up in the bloody paper with them outside his truck.
. The pic will be out there somewhere on the net if anybody is clever enough or can be arsed to find it, it was around 2005 ish.
that Sport newspaper thing was called the lucky trucker I think and they went round the country taking pictures of drivers and their trucks with the dolly birds with their baps out…one of our lads was in it…
yorkshire terrier:
robroy:
I used to work for the same firm as a guy who used to pick up the ladies at Wolverhampton truckstop regularly.(He was single btw, I aint dropping him in it here.
He knew them all on a first name basis, and many a time they used to travel with him for a day or two in his truck, presumably on their days off.
He had bookshelves built in the back of his MAN XXL cab, full of ■■■■■ films on video tapes.
He loaned me one once, when we were waiting for bloody ages to get custom clearance or to tip or whatever it was one day. When I put one on it was of HIM with one of those girls
When I gave him it back (after about 1minutePervydave was what he went by, there were a couple of Sunday Sport model girls on Thurrock truckstop one day on a meet and greet thing, Dave being Dave, he made a bee line for them, got a photoshoot and ended up in the bloody paper with them outside his truck.
. The pic will be out there somewhere on the net if anybody is clever enough or can be arsed to find it, it was around 2005 ish.
Yeh that was it.
If they had not have had their ■■■■ out, old Dave wouldn’t have been interested.
robroy:
I used to work for the same firm as a guy who used to pick up the ladies at Wolverhampton truckstop regularly.(He was single btw, I aint dropping him in it here.
He knew them all on a first name basis, and many a time they used to travel with him for a day or two in his truck, presumably on their days off.
He loaned me one once, when we were waiting for bloody ages to get custom clearance or to tip or whatever it was one day.
It puts a whole new meaning on “pimp my ride”
Why is that the majority of you barstuards manage to get females on the look?
Me - in 2008 I was part time driving for a well known coach firm in Tamworth (now closed down). We were doing a run from Birmingham city center to the NEC for the Rotary club.
So i pull up in the coach park at the NEC for my break, and am sitting watching a film when a guy gets on and sits and has a conversation with me. Proper nice bloke, quite gruff and a bit brash but still a good conversation.
About half way through me explaining my wedding plans he looks shocked and then tells me he thought I was gay. I laughed it off as i am not the aggressive type, but he then went on to tell me it takes one to know one and that I was exactly his type and that I should give it a go. To say I ■■■■ myself is an understatement. He then just went and that was that. All along he was chatting me up in the hope of gaining access to my rectal tract. There was me thinking we were having a good natter and even enjoying it. Needless to say, my willy threatened to pack his balls up and leave.
So - sorry for this ramble, but am I the only person here that only seems to get solicited by strange men or does it happen to others? I have had three in total try and explore my mud maker and I am starting to wonder if I look like a fan of Elton… 