Post us a pic and we’ll get onto it and come back with an answer 
But be warned some on here take no prisoners 
tomk86:
Why is that the majority of you barstuards manage to get females on the look?Me - in 2008 I was part time driving for a well known coach firm in Tamworth (now closed down). We were doing a run from Birmingham city center to the NEC for the Rotary club.
So i pull up in the coach park at the NEC for my break, and am sitting watching a film when a guy gets on and sits and has a conversation with me. Proper nice bloke, quite gruff and a bit brash but still a good conversation.
About half way through me explaining my wedding plans he looks shocked and then tells me he thought I was gay. I laughed it off as i am not the aggressive type, but he then went on to tell me it takes one to know one and that I was exactly his type and that I should give it a go. To say I [zb] myself is an understatement. He then just went and that was that. All along he was chatting me up in the hope of gaining access to my rectal tract. There was me thinking we were having a good natter and even enjoying it. Needless to say, my willy threatened to pack his balls up and leave.
So - sorry for this ramble, but am I the only person here that only seems to get solicited by strange men or does it happen to others? I have had three in total try and explore my mud maker and I am starting to wonder if I look like a fan of Elton…
Haha karmas a ■■■■■ hey!!!
That’s what you get for making a guy pay 100 quid for a bag worth half that
I had my first and only proposition the other day, had just tipped at a builders merchants near Guildford, and stopped in a layby in the middle of nowhere for a coffee and some breakfast.
Got out at the end to set the twist locks as I was pucking up a box at Southampton next, and there stood a stunning looking girl, standing outside her 64-plate range rover, smoking a ■■■. Ever polite, I said ‘good morning’, she returned it, then asked if I was interested in any business. Wasn’t sure whether she was on the game or flogging pharmaceuticals, but turned it down as I thought there’s no way I could afford it, whatever she was selling!
robroy:
The pic will be out there somewhere on the net if anybody is clever enough or can be arsed to find it, it was around 2005 ish.
When I was driving from Ireland to the continent back in the 70’s soon as I parked up for the night I would get a knock on the window and there would be standing a dirty looking fat bald paunchy truck driver (always one like that and all looked the same) asking for a wee favour and always offered a tidy sum (never once did I get a yorkie man lookalike). They thought a lone female driver was up for a bit of fun and extra cash. I never succumbed to their charms.I must add. The yorkie man might have been a different story.
Now I am wondering if these guys were dipper Dave in his youth as he mentioned his charms earlier and he is the only truckie I ever heard mentioning charms.mmmmm Was it you?
Well I never thought about a chicken still warm from the oven. I wonder if DD knows about this. Puts a whole new meaning on stuffing.
So - sorry for this ramble, but am I the only person here that only seems to get solicited by strange men or does it happen to others? I have had three in total try and explore my mud maker and I am starting to wonder if I look like a fan of Elton… 
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Looks like ur on ur own so far. Do you wear funny coloured glasses by any chance?
peterm:
Well I never thought about a chicken still warm from the oven. .
Make sure you cool it right down first though Peter, it would take some explaining in A&E
I now know why Colnel Sanders always had a smile on his face. …and his ‘secret ingredient’
I was sitting in my truck when i heard a knock at the door…
i opened the window and a guy asked if i was looking for some business ?..
i said to him " do you want a sore jaw ? "
to which he replied…
" Wow are you that big ? "
I remember my first hitchhiker…well i thought she was, turned out she was a lady of the night, used to catch a lift with all the night drivers, with a quick stop along the way…then hitch back to where she started…i was a young free and single driver back then…and we could drive when we liked, no tachos, only log books, it was very difficult in a cab with no sleeper they hadnt been invented then, or been imported ) so had to share the cab with a 6 litr engine…but she knew all the laybys…if ojmne was full, shed say keep going theres another round the next bend `…even carried wet wipes…dont know what for…ha ha …
Pull, into a layby in the eastern bloc, in the summer all the girls are in bra and knickers working the fields…thats as far as it went for me…just a cuppa and a sandwich…yeah right…
Scaniason, where exactly was that layby? Just want to be sure to avoid it you understand!
Of course, I fully understand! I even marked it on my map to ensure that I didn’t go there again by mistake…
I keep reading the title of this thread in the list and going “Ooh, pictures of old timey lorries” 
Years ago somewhere in France…
Me and a mate stopped in a lay-by for the night. Got going again the next day, whereupon my mate asked ‘did I have that queer bloke banging on the door all night?’
‘Never heard a thing’ I replied he then said, ‘it got so bad I had to let him out in the end’.
Boom tish
Had to put up with being woken from my mid day 45 minute slumber by some manky EE tart on Maidstone services M20 today.
Broad daylight, and there she was in tatty clothing wearing one of those free gloves you get for filling up with diesel offering an ‘■■■■■■■■’ for £10!
livid I was, bloody livid 
Twoninety88:
Had to put up with being woken from my mid day 45 minute slumber by some manky EE tart on Maidstone services M20 today.
Broad daylight, and there she was in tatty clothing wearing one of those free gloves you get for filling up with diesel offering an ‘■■■■■■■■’ for £10!
livid I was, bloody livid
Why, is that more than you normally pay? 
Evil8Beezle:
Twoninety88:
Had to put up with being woken from my mid day 45 minute slumber by some manky EE tart on Maidstone services M20 today.
Broad daylight, and there she was in tatty clothing wearing one of those free gloves you get for filling up with diesel offering an ‘■■■■■■■■’ for £10!
livid I was, bloody lividWhy, is that more than you normally pay?
That’s what I was thinking, but I bet it’s cos he’d just spent £20 on one 15min beforehand
Typical race to the bottom, which is probably another tenner.
Bloody foreigners coming here shaking our knobs.