Why Pee on a wheel when there is toilet nearby

[truckyboy]

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Peeing on the outside wheels is nothing, when they pee on the steering wheel is when you complain

[wildy]

Wheel Nut:
Will Shiers commented in CM last week about the distance to the toilets on an MSA

3 minutes each way, so that is 6 minutes out of your 15 minute break, 3 minutes to boil a kettle, 3 minutes to drink a cup of tea and 3 minutes to read the paper

■■■■ on the wheel and that gives you 5 minutes longer to rest your eyes

Ah, but the MSA’s have started blocking off certain access points making it longer than 3mins to the toilets. Blyth and Sutton Scotney N/b spring to mind. All to force you to walk past the shops and food outlets.

[scotchbaz]

limeyphil:
there’s only one sure way you’ll find out what it’s about, and that’s to do it yourself, however you don’t have a ■■■■, so you’ll have to hold someone elses.
so next time your parked up, just walk up to any male lorry driver and ask if you can hold his ■■■■.

On this subject there have been many many many fine posts, but as I’ve worked my way through and got to phil’s I had to pee on my wheels (cause I can) FFS grow up Lotteea, do you really need to ask? Weak bladers etc, but what the hell’s it gotta do with you? Look the other way if offended.

[animal]

Scotchbaz:

limeyphil:
there’s only one sure way you’ll find out what it’s about, and that’s to do it yourself, however you don’t have a ■■■■, so you’ll have to hold someone elses.
so next time your parked up, just walk up to any male lorry driver and ask if you can hold his ■■■■.

On this subject there have been many many many fine posts, but as I’ve worked my way through and got to phil’s I had to pee on my wheels (cause I can) FFS grow up Lotteea, do you really need to ask? Weak bladers etc, but what the hell’s it gotta do with you? Look the other way if offended.

So what do us women do if we have weak bladders etc just wondering that all

[philberg182]

animal:

Scotchbaz:

limeyphil:
there’s only one sure way you’ll find out what it’s about, and that’s to do it yourself, however you don’t have a ■■■■, so you’ll have to hold someone elses.
so next time your parked up, just walk up to any male lorry driver and ask if you can hold his ■■■■.

On this subject there have been many many many fine posts, but as I’ve worked my way through and got to phil’s I had to pee on my wheels (cause I can) FFS grow up Lotteea, do you really need to ask? Weak bladers etc, but what the hell’s it gotta do with you? Look the other way if offended.

So what do us women do if we have weak bladders etc just wondering that all

Squat at the side of the wheel, we won’t look honest

[wiretwister]

Wheel Nut:
3 minutes each way, so that is 6 minutes out of your 15 minute break, 3 minutes to boil a kettle, 3 minutes to drink a cup of tea and 3 minutes to read the paper

15 minutes isn’t a break more an interruption. In any instance don’t switch the tacho till you’ve finished unloading and the paperwork is done.

[animal]

philberg182:

animal:

Scotchbaz:

limeyphil:
there’s only one sure way you’ll find out what it’s about, and that’s to do it yourself, however you don’t have a ■■■■, so you’ll have to hold someone elses.
so next time your parked up, just walk up to any male lorry driver and ask if you can hold his ■■■■.

On this subject there have been many many many fine posts, but as I’ve worked my way through and got to phil’s I had to pee on my wheels (cause I can) FFS grow up Lotteea, do you really need to ask? Weak bladers etc, but what the hell’s it gotta do with you? Look the other way if offended.

So what do us women do if we have weak bladders etc just wondering that all

Squat at the side of the wheel, we won’t look honest

but you missed the obvious under the 5th wheel

[animal]

Or just walk across to the toilet

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animal:

Scotchbaz:

limeyphil:
there’s only one sure way you’ll find out what it’s about, and that’s to do it yourself, however you don’t have a ■■■■, so you’ll have to hold someone elses.
so next time your parked up, just walk up to any male lorry driver and ask if you can hold his ■■■■.

On this subject there have been many many many fine posts, but as I’ve worked my way through and got to phil’s I had to pee on my wheels (cause I can) FFS grow up Lotteea, do you really need to ask? Weak bladers etc, but what the hell’s it gotta do with you? Look the other way if offended.

So what do us women do if we have weak bladders etc just wondering that all

Don’t know, but can you upload a video of it when you find out

[legend_scania]

limeyphil:
there’s only one sure way you’ll find out what it’s about, and that’s to do it yourself, however you don’t have a ■■■■, so you’ll have to hold someone elses.
so next time your parked up, just walk up to any male lorry driver and ask if you can hold his ■■■■.

There was a thing on fb someone shared “can’t remember who” was like a funal that the woman can use then they can ■■■■ up the tree

[legend_scania]

Legend_Scania:

limeyphil:
there’s only one sure way you’ll find out what it’s about, and that’s to do it yourself, however you don’t have a ■■■■, so you’ll have to hold someone elses.
so next time your parked up, just walk up to any male lorry driver and ask if you can hold his ■■■■.

There was a thing on fb someone shared “can’t remember who” was like a funal that the woman can use then they can ■■■■ up the tree

Asked a mate he come back with its called shewee

Now you can ■■■■ up the wheel

[animal]

Legend_Scania:

Legend_Scania:

limeyphil:
there’s only one sure way you’ll find out what it’s about, and that’s to do it yourself, however you don’t have a ■■■■, so you’ll have to hold someone elses.
so next time your parked up, just walk up to any male lorry driver and ask if you can hold his ■■■■.

There was a thing on fb someone shared “can’t remember who” was like a funal that the woman can use then they can ■■■■ up the tree

Asked a mate he come back with its called shewee

Now you can ■■■■ up the wheel

[swedishsteel]

Why bother walking to the toilets when you can just get out and ■■■■ on the wheel?

[silver_surfer]

keebs26uk:
As stated earlier when you got to go it means you have to go

No one has yet mentioned why Keebs has resurrected a 3 month old thread about ■■■■■■■■ You’re searching the wrong forum for “Golden Showers” mate.

[silver_surfer]

SwedishSteel:
Why bother walking to the toilets when you can just get out and ■■■■ on the wheel?

Jeez, lazy much? Fair enough if it’s the middle of the night & your rolling out of the bunk bursting but it really is no hardship walking to the bog most of the time.

[lawrence_dunbar]

I wonder if the same persons that do it on their wagon wheels do the same when park their car on the driveway at home, ■■? Regards Larry.

[keebs26uk]

Silver_Surfer:

keebs26uk:
As stated earlier when you got to go it means you have to go

No one has yet mentioned why Keebs has resurrected a 3 month old thread about ■■■■■■■■ You’re searching the wrong forum for “Golden Showers” mate.

I saw it in the topics I commented on in the Tapatalk App and it made me laugh so I had to comment again.

I have hung on for quite a while just so I can make it to a garage, but if I know there’s no garage for ages and I’m in pain I just go in a layby

[keebs26uk]

Lawrence Dunbar:
I wonder if the same persons that do it on their wagon wheels do the same when park their car on the driveway at home, ■■? Regards Larry.

You won’t believe it but I used to know someone who used to P behind his car in the garden just because the Toilet was too far away upstairs

[silver_surfer]

Yeah, yeah we believe you…