Yep and I know someone on here who will always ■■■■ on his shed rather than go upstairs to the toilet and if your visiting him and want a crap you have to go half a mile down the road to the local Asda 
Lotteea:
Could someone explain to me why alot of male drivers insist on peeing on there wheels in a services when they see a female driver sat opposite, when there are toilets less than 100m away,
Sat at Ulceby this morning two drivers sat opposite me insisted on peeing on there wheel instead of using the loo
I saw a woman changing her kids nappy on the hard shoulder of the M1 yesterday about a mile past the services. 
Muckaway:
Totally agree. Disgusting.
Sent from a driver who can jump in the back and pee on the load and nobody is any the wiser (unless a double decker bus comes past).
One of machine drivers was on top of a heap and saw a female tipper driver do this. 
I was at the pit stop last week when a K Sweeting scania from Somerset comes in pulling a scrap trailer ,the driver had a pee up the tyre whilst holding the derv trigger in the other hand ,how nice .
Nice thread re-erection.
As a regular wheel lubricator I do love a ■■■■■ up me tyres, no wheel preference but I do like the middle trailer one.
More hygienic than your average multi use public loo and helps feed the little critters in a circle of life way.
Not to mention I’m one of them shy, cubicle ■■■■■■ types that when forced to use a wall urinal end up praying for a trickle but nothing ever comes out. This is compounded if some wag who totally ignores urinal etiquette stands beside me and enquires if I’m just giving my little chap a bit of fresh air.
Blushing bladder
archie79:
■■■■■■ up a wheel since i was 5yrs old. too lazy to walk half a mile thru the crowds of old biddies and day trippers and tarts trying to flog life insurance or break down cover or credit cards or whatever. plus i like to see if i can hit the disc head on and get a good ■■■■ steam cloud going
I went for a ■■■■ once and an old lady tried to stop me to ask me a question. Her daughter (I assume) was going “He doesn’t work here stop it”
■■■■ up the wheel. Save time.
You wouldnt understand
Sometimes you can’t hold it in. Sitting for hours in a warm cab then stepping out into cold air does it.
Or it can be prostate problems… something that women and young folk won’t know anything about, so they think you are disgusting for peeing on wheel. If you are getting up 4 or 5 times a night for a pee then go and see a doc asap and get a prostate check. A side effect of prostate cancer is that you can’t go anywhere without doing a ■■■■ and the urge to go comes on fast and you can’t hold it in.
Good advice from J1973.if you cant get a proper undisturbed nights sleep then see a doctor.Prostate cancer is a killer,there have been posts about this before.
alamcculloch:
Good advice from J1973.if you cant get a proper undisturbed nights sleep then see a doctor.Prostate cancer is a killer,there have been posts about this before.
If your get up between 3 and 4 am most days then on days you don’t get up you still need a pee at the said time is that ok ?
Punchy Dan:
I was at the pit stop last week when a K Sweeting scania from Somerset comes in pulling a scrap trailer ,the driver had a pee up the tyre whilst holding the derv trigger in the other hand ,how nice .
I sympathise with this bloke, on quite a few occasions i have started to refuel when semi needing a pee, it must be something to do with the sound of all that liquid flowing into the tank and the need to release becomes a little more than urgent, I have in the past managed to control the situation with a strange little dance, but a pee at the same time sounds like a good solution.
The other one where I often end up doing a strange little dance; Coming out of the workshop covered in oil and grease, get the hands all lathered up with the tap running … desperate moments.
htmldude:
archie79:
■■■■■■ up a wheel since i was 5yrs old. too lazy to walk half a mile thru the crowds of old biddies and day trippers and tarts trying to flog life insurance or break down cover or credit cards or whatever. plus i like to see if i can hit the disc head on and get a good ■■■■ steam cloud goingI went for a ■■■■ once and an old lady tried to stop me to ask me a question. Her daughter (I assume) was going “He doesn’t work here stop it”
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I hope this was enroute to the toilet, and not actually whilst doing the business