Why Pee on a wheel when there is toilet nearby

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del949:
I was thinking of the modesty issue of women walking past on the pavement :slight_smile:

Why would you want to ■■■■ on women walking past on the pavement?

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Fwiw on the cops on camera style program’s the people caught weeing in the street are normally dealt with under Public Order.

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del949:
An article on TV the other night featured a segment on litter on the motorways and trunk roads, in particular the A 63 into/out of Hull.
The discussion was about the cost of cleaning it up and the tonnage of it, and one of the biggest factors was the portable loo users I.E. the pop bottle thrown out of the window.

This could be sorted quickly and cheaply by getting the dole men motivated, I don’t mean lads who have lost their jobs genuinely, but the ones who use it as a lifestyle, and would never otherwise get a job for as long as they had a hole in their arses, at least then they would be actually earning their Giros.

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That idea was actually suggested in the programme.
The reply was that as the dual/m’ways were dangerous places owing to the speed and volume of traffic, it would not be safe to put untrained personnel on the job.

In actual fact, it wouldn’t need doing at all if people disposed of their litter (and urine bottles) correctley

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There are laws,
indecent exposure
and by-laws
committing a public nuisance
But I remember being told that we, as carter/hauliers, are excused form these laws owing to the nature of our job. As long as we pee on the rear nearside wheel and don’t startle the horse.
Maybe i dreamt it.

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Just a habbit I guess

awkward when you got like a river flowing you gotta move your legs so you don’t get it on your shoes “its like a episode of come strictly dancing” :laughing:

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del949:
That idea was actually suggested in the programme.
The reply was that as the dual/m’ways were dangerous places owing to the speed and volume of traffic, it would not be safe to put untrained personnel on the job.

:open_mouth: How long would it take to train them ffs… 5mins ?, ie rubbish Pick up, Traffic Keep out the way… Simples !
Even some of them Jeremy Kyle types would have enough intelligence to manage that. :unamused:

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elf’n’safety innit!

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del949:
elf’n’safety innit!

Have you ever seen Death Race 2000?, at least then they could put our tax to better use, and make our job less boring :wink: :laughing:

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but then there would be truckers on here compaining about the agency drivers who never cleaned the bumpers of blood and gore after using their trucks :smiley:

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Lotteea:
Could someone explain to me why alot of male drivers insist on peeing on there wheels in a services when they see a female driver sat opposite, when there are toilets less than 100m away,
Sat at Ulceby this morning two drivers sat opposite me insisted on peeing on there wheel instead of using the loo

Can you explain to me why you’re so interested? :laughing:

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if a animal (i.e a dog) can ■■■■■ against a tree or wall with one leg raised, then why can’t I ■■■■■ against my wheel with both legs down ?

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Happydaze:

Lotteea:
Could someone explain to me why alot of male drivers insist on peeing on there wheels in a services when they see a female driver sat opposite, when there are toilets less than 100m away,
Sat at Ulceby this morning two drivers sat opposite me insisted on peeing on there wheel instead of using the loo

Can you explain to me why you’re so interested? :laughing:

Im actually disgusted at the way some and I mean some drivers insist on whopping out their man hood at the earliest opportunity instead of using a loo

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Lotteea:
Could someone explain to me why alot of male drivers insist on peeing on there wheels in a services when they see a female driver sat opposite, when there are toilets less than 100m away,
Sat at Ulceby this morning two drivers sat opposite me insisted on peeing on there wheel instead of using the loo

Seems ive opened a can of worms as now there are other post on men peeing !!!

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Lotteea:

Happydaze:

Lotteea:
Could someone explain to me why alot of male drivers insist on peeing on there wheels in a services when they see a female driver sat opposite, when there are toilets less than 100m away,
Sat at Ulceby this morning two drivers sat opposite me insisted on peeing on there wheel instead of using the loo

Can you explain to me why you’re so interested? :laughing:

Im actually disgusted at the way some and I mean some drivers insist on whopping out their man hood at the earliest opportunity instead of using a loo

From the way you’ve described their actions above, I’d say you’re anything but disgusted. :wink:

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As stated earlier when you got to go it means you have to go

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Will Shiers commented in CM last week about the distance to the toilets on an MSA

3 minutes each way, so that is 6 minutes out of your 15 minute break, 3 minutes to boil a kettle, 3 minutes to drink a cup of tea and 3 minutes to read the paper :open_mouth:

■■■■ on the wheel and that gives you 5 minutes longer to rest your eyes

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there’s only one sure way you’ll find out what it’s about, and that’s to do it yourself, however you don’t have a ■■■■, so you’ll have to hold someone elses.
so next time your parked up, just walk up to any male lorry driver and ask if you can hold his ■■■■.

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I find it a turn on when the ■■■■ hits the hot wheel and lets clouds of steam get up your nose, plus it stays on the discs a lot longer, giving the fitters a share as well. :laughing: :laughing:

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truckyboy:
I find it a turn on when the ■■■■ hits the hot wheel and lets clouds of steam get up your nose, plus it stays on the discs a lot longer, giving the fitters a share as well. :laughing: :laughing:

i’m afraid of the heat running up the ■■■■, then burning my ■■■■. :laughing: