Quinny:
I like the idea of wacking my wanger on the wubber when I wee.Ken.
Must admit, UK services do stink of ■■■■ a lot through the summer months.
Also, mechanics and tyre fitters in the UK must have a high threshold when it comes to unwanted smells. 
MADBAZ:
It’s one thing I absolutely detest, especially when I’m having my lunch, one day I will go over and join in with the offender on his wheel. There’s no excuse when they then head off in the direction of the services/cafe (J29 T/S as an example).
I’ve been caught short and had to be discreet in a layby but never the middle of a car park, no wonder truck parking is always on the extremities of MSA’s, who’d want a neanderthal’s eau de toillette wafting over their McWhopper & fries.
I’m more bothered by the waft of chicken Mcbloody nuggets when I’m having a McCrap!
Motorhomes have a toilet. So let’s have less room for pallets and more room for drivers to live a civilised life. A toilet and a shower in the cab.
Can anyone see this happening?
Me neither.
Harry Monk:
Motorhomes have a toilet. So let’s have less room for pallets and more room for drivers to live a civilised life. A toilet and a shower in the cab.Can anyone see this happening?
Me neither.
Nope. Cause we’re a selfish breed and always will be.
Lotteea:
Could someone explain to me why alot of male drivers insist on peeing on there wheels
Speed limiter willy-waving practice , 
Harry Monk:
Pat Hasler:
If you are seen doing that here or cops find a pool of pee where you were standing it’s indecent exposure and you get a criminal record and listed as a ■■■ offender.
Not a good thing.How could having a wee against a wheel make you a “■■■ offender”? Don’t the cops there understand what ■■■ is?
It’s just how petty the cops here are and how stupid the laws can be. An old mate of mine stopped a few year back in NJ and took a whizz, this old guy wouldn’t harm a fly, he has grand kids he protects with his life, he was between the cab and trailer, got back in the cab but was stopped by a trooper, he was handcuffed and charged as a ■■■■■■ offender. The conviction stays on the record for life.
Drives have been arrested because of pools of pee under his truck, he was seen climbing back in his cab. Laws here are riddiculous to say the least yet they let dangerous drivers carry on FFS.
Andy smg:
Must admit, UK services do stink of ■■■■ a lot through the summer months.
Also, mechanics and tyre fitters in the UK must have a high threshold when it comes to unwanted smells.
Some of the service van jobs we go out to are proper rank.
In particular, Sedbury layby on the A66 doesn’t just ram of ■■■■, the tarmac is actually stained yellow in some places.
And it’s getting more an more common to find a pile of turd on the tarmac. Not dog turd either, stinking, lumpy Bulgarian turd.
FFS, could they not manage to walk 5 yards down the embankment?
cieranc:
And it’s getting more an more common to find a pile of turd on the tarmac. Not dog turd either, stinking, lumpy Bulgarian turd.
FFS, could they not manage to walk 5 yards down the embankment?
What,…did you carry out some kind of test on it to determine it’s nationality 
jessicas dad:
I do it cos I like the smell from the steam.
Thought you had a pee bottle that you washed in the kitchen sink 
billybigrig:
jessicas dad:
I do it cos I like the smell from the steam.Thought you had a pee bottle that you washed in the kitchen sink
that only comes out at night.
An article on TV the other night featured a segment on litter on the motorways and trunk roads, in particular the A 63 into/out of Hull.
The discussion was about the cost of cleaning it up and the tonnage of it, and one of the biggest factors was the portable loo users I.E. the pop bottle thrown out of the window.
Looking forward to reading the report of the first truck driver prosecuted for hurling bottles of urine from his cab 
Isn’t there an old law saying a driver can ■■■■ against a wheel on the truck, & isn’t there another old law saying if a female is pregnant she may ■■■■ in a policemans helmet !!!
Hiya lotteea…a couple of intresting things, when us chaps have drive 4 hours’ish the closer the services you get
(or i) the more you want to go. sometimes iam 1000% sure id never make it to the loos. sorry for that.
secondley i take it you never sneaked into the gents when the ladies are been cleaned, i have sneaked
into the ladies a few times if the cleaners have been cleaning the gents. wow what a differance…the mens
toilets are mingin, holes in the partitions you can see through 3 or 4 toilets where nutters have drilled holes
(yes drilled cordless drills) no wounder people dont like using public toilets.i used to deliver to a place in tottenham,
i used there toilets early morning,they was so bad one time i took a load of industriel cleaner and cleaned
the loo myself.somone wrote in marker pen what d…khead’s cleaned our bog.
bonnie lass:
Isn’t there an old law saying a driver can ■■■■ against a wheel on the truck, & isn’t there another old law saying if a female is pregnant she may ■■■■ in a policemans helmet !!!
Both are urban legends, as this recent BBC article confirms.
bonnie lass:
Isn’t there an old law saying a driver can ■■■■ against a wheel on the truck, & isn’t there another old law saying if a female is pregnant she may ■■■■ in a policemans helmet !!!
Im probably wrong ,but i thought that was coach drivers that were allowed to do that from some ancient law
There USED to be a law that let a truck driver pee on his nearside wheel, but that was when trucks were pulled by horses. Long since repealed.
But why on the nearside anyway? you would have thought that the offside would be more secluded.
I can understand it if it’s a scania, all they’re good for
del949:
There USED to be a law that let a truck driver pee on his nearside wheel, but that was when trucks were pulled by horses. Long since repealed.
But why on the nearside anyway? you would have thought that the offside would be more secluded.
Possably on the nearside because it would be straight into the gutter, if you step off the pavement your stride would ‘step over’ the gutter & not in it! , dogs used to be dragged into the gutter for a sh…, so as no one would step in it!, if someone was to pee on the offside wheel , this may cause an accident if it put another road user ‘off’ concentration, or the person performing may get hit by passing traffic.
I was thinking of the modesty issue of women walking past on the pavement