What does Lotteea do if she wakes up at three in the morning and wants a wizz? I’m sure she doesn’t get dressed and go for a half-mile walk to the service area bogs. We men are open about our urinary habits, perhaps some of the girls could pass on their tips?
I do know of one young lady trucker whose hard hat performs a different function once the cab curtains are drawn, c’mon Lotteea, what’s your top tip to females in the profession who get caught short?
Solly:
Agreed …Peeing on a wheel isn’t really an acceptable act when public toilets are nearby. Alternatively when nature calls it can be very intense and needs to be addressed quickly. But in that manner■■? Who knows?I wonder if most truck drivers would complain if MSA’s Truck Stops etc closed the toilets to Truckers altogether because of this behaviour?
There is a ongoing thread on here seeking better facilities but lots of drivers dont use the facilities provided prefering to ■■■■ and deficate in the self same parking area and they then complain about the smell in the park 
green456:
lottea,what makes you think that you are special, do you honestly think that they wee on their wheel because your a female? Have you tried distinguishing between ■■■’s or even knowing if there is anyone sat in the dark cabs from the other side of the vehicle park,unless you can see a glimmer of movement you wouldnt even know anyone was in there, assuming that they even bothered to look. On your assumption I must be special too, cos I see lots of filthy drivers too idle to walk 100 yards to facilities but I dont assume they wee on their wheel when I am in my cab cos they are gay and I am a male. Personaly I dont think your ■■■ enters into the equation, they are just uncouth lazy filthy gits just like the females who can be seen every fri/sat night squatted in shop doorways after the clubs shut in most town centres
I am not special in any way what so ever I just dont understand why male drivers have to pee up against the wheels when they are in a truckstop or services, side of the road can be acceptable in certain places, but I really dont understand why it has to be done.
Harry Monk:
What does Lotteea do if she wakes up at three in the morning and wants a wizz? I’m sure she doesn’t get dressed and go for a half-mile walk to the service area bogs. We men are open about our urinary habits, perhaps some of the girls could pass on their tips?I do know of one young lady trucker whose hard hat performs a different function once the cab curtains are drawn, c’mon Lotteea, what’s your top tip to females in the profession who get caught short?
ok my top tip is I drive a daf Space cab, and I got loads of space and guess what I carry a portaloo so if I get caught short I can use it properly, dosnt smell and at least its clean
Lotteea:
ok my top tip is I drive a daf Space cab, and I got loads of space and guess what I carry a portaloo so if I get caught short I can use it properly, dosnt smell and at least its clean
Well, I carry a Portaloo too, the only difference is that I call it “an empty Sunny Delight bottle” 
Excuse you sexist so and so, women do this aswell. They wip out their shewee ■■■■ all over the place
On the brighter side, think of the wheel clampers getting in there!! 
merc0447:
Excuse you sexist so and so, women do this aswell. They wip out their shewee ■■■■ all over the place
…That would be a sight to behold! 
I’m surprised there are not more drivers weeing on the wheels next door (ie the scabia) rather than their own? 
Don’t forget to leave your fridge on -28 too! 
If you are seen doing that here or cops find a pool of pee where you were standing it’s indecent exposure and you get a criminal record and listed as a ■■■ offender.
Not a good thing.
Pat Hasler:
If you are seen doing that here or cops find a pool of pee where you were standing it’s indecent exposure and you get a criminal record and listed as a ■■■ offender.
Not a good thing.
How could having a wee against a wheel make you a “■■■ offender”? Don’t the cops there understand what ■■■ is?
Harry Monk:
What does Lotteea do if she wakes up at three in the morning and wants a wizz? I’m sure she doesn’t get dressed and go for a half-mile walk to the service area bogs. We men are open about our urinary habits, perhaps some of the girls could pass on their tips?I do know of one young lady trucker whose hard hat performs a different function once the cab curtains are drawn, c’mon Lotteea, what’s your top tip to females in the profession who get caught short?
Sorry i read pass on your tips as ■■■■ on your flaps!!
It’s one thing I absolutely detest, especially when I’m having my lunch, one day I will go over and join in with the offender on his wheel. There’s no excuse when they then head off in the direction of the services/cafe (J29 T/S as an example).
I’ve been caught short and had to be discreet in a layby but never the middle of a car park, no wonder truck parking is always on the extremities of MSA’s, who’d want a neanderthal’s eau de toillette wafting over their McWhopper & fries.
I do it cos I like the smell from the steam.
how do the cops check to see if it’s pee?
I like the idea of wacking my wanger on the wubber when I wee.
Ken.
del949:
how do the cops check to see if it’s pee?
youtube.com/watch?v=io30s7-5 … detailpage
Same way as this cop?.
Harry Monk:
Pat Hasler:
If you are seen doing that here or cops find a pool of pee where you were standing it’s indecent exposure and you get a criminal record and listed as a ■■■ offender.
Not a good thing.How could having a wee against a wheel make you a “■■■ offender”? Don’t the cops there understand what ■■■ is?
^ like
I prefer not to ■■■■ on my wheels but will ■■■■ onto the grass, it seems to be acceptable in Germany, even by the polizei
Lotteea:
Could someone explain to me why alot of male drivers insist on peeing on there wheels in a services
To keep up their good reputation of being dirty truck drivers.
Pat Hasler:
If you are seen doing that here or cops find a pool of pee where you were standing it’s indecent exposure and you get a criminal record and listed as a ■■■ offender.
Not a good thing.
■■■■■■ abuse of a wheelnut. Who’d have thought?!
