I once took my tachograph chart out 10 mins early as I’d been pulled by vosa earlier on and was delayed.
I think I have big balls whose got bigger come who has worked 100 hours plus.
I once drove for 5h 50 without a break,granted it was because I was driving through the mountains to Aberystwyth from Newtown and there was a clear road but a wall of snow either side of the road where the snow plough had been through so the lay-bys were under 3ft of snow,no chance I was gonna stop for a break in them had to carry on til I got to Aberystwyth before I could stop.
I have never knowingly broke a rule in my life … but did hear tale of a lad who used to go onto the open cast sites after shift for another 4 or 5 hours, and all rest days, he probably spent most of his 20s and 30s doing a 100 hrs a week, (and in proper trucks with proper gear boxes).
Up to now 1st answer wins. But by proxy 2nd one also wins.
Posthumously tho I worked with a real winner. Staff driver starting midnight on his last shift used to do 12 hours then go straight to agency job for another 12 worked well till he fell asleep and killed himself.
I missed the Herald of Free Enterprise by five minutes, at the weekend I fly off to serve in the SAS and drive my cousins lorry to Baghdad and back in an ex Morrison’s day cab with an Eaton twin splitter.
two companies working from same yard, agency driver books off from one company and goes and sits in his car for two hours, lady in office thought this was a bit strange, he then goes back in office and asks for a set of keys for second company as she would give them out. he couldn’t understand why she would not give them to him.
I once overtook one of the Irish boys coming down windy hill, I think that qualifies me as Billy Big Balls 
I once walked into a Sunderland supporters pub with a Newcastle Utd badge on my work polo.
AND I drank my pint slowly 
I forgot what I was wearing yesterday after changing out my dress I was in a Manchester pub in my Liverpool FC tracksuit 
LASHHGV:
I forgot what I was wearing yesterday after changing out my dress I was in a Manchester pub in my Liverpool FC tracksuit
You changed out of your DRESS?
Liverpool were
Playing I don’t have an lfc dress.
I once started a days driving without doing my daily checks. I was a lot younger and thought I was invincible in those days. 
I has the audacity to disagree with the o/p about his actions in his M62 road rage post for grassing up a guy for a minor waffle…surely I qualify for being owner of the biggest kahoonas on here tonight??..
I told the wife that her sister likes me. Does that count?
is best to be molesting her ■■■■■■■■■■■,grab a good handful of her hair,and just as your halfway there,lean forward and whisper in her ear…your sister loves it like this…then hang on for the best rodeo of your life… if you can last 30 seconds,your well up there in the big kahoonas stakes…
Can’t remember he disagreement dieseldog but as I wear a dress it’s no big thing to stand up to me
LASHHGV:
Can’t remember he disagreement dieseldog but as I wear a dress it’s no big thing to stand up to me
its not you ,its referring to the post about.M62 ROADRAGE that’s getting posted just now…always remember the golden rule…theres no ■■■■ thing as chicks with dicks…just guys with ■■■■…a famous quote from none other than TED 2…
I’m glad we are still friends diesel. Wanna come dress shopping with me 
How many truckers can do this?
On the other hand, we’d all like to run up to George Osbourne and give him a slap… No prizes for that then.
After a row about which tv channel to watch (she wanted to watch the footy i prefered eastenders) I unfriended the wife on facebook and took a dump in her handbag. We still laugh about it now, well I do anyway.