10 years ago I did an 18 hour shift because I was desperate to get back. It was a one off job for some tin-pot company I did when I was agency.
LASHHGV:
I’m glad we are still friends diesel. Wanna come dress shopping with me
so ong as if you buy it,il wear it…then I get to flog it on ebay later… 
toby1234abc:
I missed the Herald of Free Enterprise by five minutes, at the weekend I fly off to serve in the SAS and drive my cousins lorry to Baghdad and back in an ex Morrison’s day cab with an Eaton twin splitter.
LMFAO!
Dipper_Dave:
After a row about which tv channel to watch (she wanted to watch the footy i prefered eastenders) I unfriended the wife on facebook and took a dump in her handbag. We still laugh about it now, well I do anyway.
i once worked with a guy who actually did that ,because she wouldnt give him a fiver to go for a pint he took the money while she went to the bathroom ,curled one out into her bag then buggered off down the pub for a pre divorce drink as it turned out