It was on offer ( or maybe it’s always cheap ) , which is understandable as it’s rank , how anyone can drink this instead of a can of cider is beyond me , gave other 2 cans to pole who seemed very happy with it , easily pleased !!
dozy:
It was on offer ( or maybe it’s always cheap ) , which is understandable as it’s rank , how anyone can drink this instead of a can of cider is beyond me , gave other 2 cans to pole who seemed very happy with it , easily pleased !!
Well there’s plenty of them on your outfit, you’ll have no problem offloading them, but if you do try using them to wash down your steak dinner if your home for one of course
It’s like everything else in life doze,…One man’s meat etc etc.
I ain’t a fan of cider, you are, you ain’t a fan of Carling lager,.can’t say I am either tbf, but I’ll drink it everytime before a can of cider.
It’s like tramping,.some love parking in crap hole lay bys,.and some refuse to.
That’s life mate, so there you go.
Anything else??
What about the kittens?
Cold water from the fridge.
Fullers ESB
Youngs Special
Abbot Ale
Becks Blue
Coffee
Tea
In that order. 
A quick glance at the title had me reading “who reads this crap?” Probably should’ve stuck with that tbh.
dozy:
It was on offer ( or maybe it’s always cheap ) , which is understandable as it’s rank , how anyone can drink this instead of a can of cider is beyond me , gave other 2 cans to pole who seemed very happy with it , easily pleased !!
Wow, how impressive, inside a company vehicle drinking… is your time that sad you can only drink alcohol and moan. Why not be constructive and go for a walk or learn a hobby.
discoman:
dozy:
It was on offer ( or maybe it’s always cheap ) , which is understandable as it’s rank , how anyone can drink this instead of a can of cider is beyond me , gave other 2 cans to pole who seemed very happy with it , easily pleased !!Wow, how impressive, inside a company vehicle drinking… is your time that sad you can only drink alcohol and moan. Why not be constructive and go for a walk or learn a hobby.
Wow, give poor old dozy a break it’s lonely in lay-bys with only a pastie to hand and your right hand of course
robthedog:
discoman:
dozy:
It was on offer ( or maybe it’s always cheap ) , which is understandable as it’s rank , how anyone can drink this instead of a can of cider is beyond me , gave other 2 cans to pole who seemed very happy with it , easily pleased !!Wow, how impressive, inside a company vehicle drinking… is your time that sad you can only drink alcohol and moan. Why not be constructive and go for a walk or learn a hobby.
Wow, give poor old dozy a break it’s lonely in lay-bys with only a pastie to hand and your right hand of course
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
theres worse ways to spend a night cabbing it…
a cpl of beers,peek in the slit and see the warm pink meat surrounded by a couple of crusty flaps?
most likely makes those layby nights bearable . 
Oh come on, give the poor lad a break. He dines out on £6 vouchers at Southern Scotney don’t you know…
discoman:
dozy:
It was on offer ( or maybe it’s always cheap ) , which is understandable as it’s rank , how anyone can drink this instead of a can of cider is beyond me , gave other 2 cans to pole who seemed very happy with it , easily pleased !!Wow, how impressive, inside a company vehicle drinking… is your time that sad you can only drink alcohol and moan. Why not be constructive and go for a walk or learn a hobby.
I dread to think what your discos are like discoman.
Fellas probably just done 12 hours plus in 30 degree heat. A couple of cold cans to allow him to unwind and assist with sleep in the heat are probably a good idea, if not a prescription.
Ps dozy as far as I’m aware it’s the biggest selling lager in the UK so can’t be all bad.
Jimmy McNulty:
discoman:
dozy:
It was on offer ( or maybe it’s always cheap ) , which is understandable as it’s rank , how anyone can drink this instead of a can of cider is beyond me , gave other 2 cans to pole who seemed very happy with it , easily pleased !!Wow, how impressive, inside a company vehicle drinking… is your time that sad you can only drink alcohol and moan. Why not be constructive and go for a walk or learn a hobby.
I dread to think what your discos are like discoman.
Fellas probably just done 12 hours plus in 30 degree heat. A couple of cold cans to allow him to unwind and assist with sleep in the heat are probably a good idea, if not a prescription.
Ps dozy as far as I’m aware it’s the biggest selling lager in the UK so can’t be all bad.
I agree with the first bit
Fellas probably just done 12 hours plus in 30 degree heat. A couple of cold cans to allow him to unwind and assist with sleep
But come on !!! Carling ■■?
Shouldn’t be a cheap skate and should buy a better brew and may I add, in bottles, not tinnies !!!
I’m with Dozy on this one. Awful drink. Could have been worse though…anybody remember Skol ?
■■■■ parking in laybys… cant beat a good truckstop… hot shower… then fish chips and mushy peas washed down by bottle of desperados or 3… all under £20 incl parking… company pays parking so with food vouchers only cost me a couple £
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discoman:
dozy:
It was on offer ( or maybe it’s always cheap ) , which is understandable as it’s rank , how anyone can drink this instead of a can of cider is beyond me , gave other 2 cans to pole who seemed very happy with it , easily pleased !!Wow, how impressive, inside a company vehicle drinking… is your time that sad you can only drink alcohol and moan. Why not be constructive and go for a walk or learn a hobby.
Don’t know why tf I’m sticking up for dozy (again) after all the stick he gives me. 
However, I can’t see any problem having a cold can of beer or two after a day’s work.
You most likely would at home, your ‘‘company vehicle’’ is your home up to 5 nights a week, so what’s the difference?
I see your point if he’s sat necking a bottle of vodka, or a case of his Carling in the cab, (and I’m assuming he aint) so ‘‘company vehicle’’ or not is irrelevant.
dozy:
It was on offer ( or maybe it’s always cheap ) , which is understandable as it’s rank , how anyone can drink this instead of a can of cider is beyond me , gave other 2 cans to pole who seemed very happy with it , easily pleased !!
Great, now every time I see a post by dozy, I’ll have a mental image of Mary…
the maoster:
A quick glance at the title had me reading “who reads this crap?” Probably should’ve stuck with that tbh.
FTFY
the nodding donkey:
Oh come on, give the poor lad a break. He dines out on £6 vouchers at Southern Scotney don’t you know…
I hope he gets 50% off that £6 worth on Mondays Tuesdays and Wednesday With the eat out to help out scheme
Jimmy McNulty:
discoman:
dozy:
It was on offer ( or maybe it’s always cheap ) , which is understandable as it’s rank , how anyone can drink this instead of a can of cider is beyond me , gave other 2 cans to pole who seemed very happy with it , easily pleased !!Wow, how impressive, inside a company vehicle drinking… is your time that sad you can only drink alcohol and moan. Why not be constructive and go for a walk or learn a hobby.
I dread to think what your discos are like discoman.
Fellas probably just done 12 hours plus in 30 degree heat. A couple of cold cans to allow him to unwind and assist with sleep in the heat are probably a good idea, if not a prescription.
Ps dozy as far as I’m aware it’s the biggest selling lager in the UK so can’t be all bad.
30c is not hot, I assure you come to Australia, when you have 9 hours rest, not all persons are fit to drive , the job I do and have always done require 0 drugs and alcohol on duty policy (excludes prescribed)… he is in charge of a 44 tonne vehicle, and shouldn’t be doing what he is, he claims to be a professional driver, yet would advertise drinking rãt urine in his cab… it’s time, that all truck drivers had a 0 blood level whilst on duty or whilst in vehicle regardless of whether it is a rest period.
robroy:
discoman:
dozy:
It was on offer ( or maybe it’s always cheap ) , which is understandable as it’s rank , how anyone can drink this instead of a can of cider is beyond me , gave other 2 cans to pole who seemed very happy with it , easily pleased !!Wow, how impressive, inside a company vehicle drinking… is your time that sad you can only drink alcohol and moan. Why not be constructive and go for a walk or learn a hobby.
Don’t know why tf I’m sticking up for dozy (again) after all the stick he gives me.
However, I can’t see any problem having a cold can of beer or two after a day’s work.
You most likely would at home, your ‘‘company vehicle’’ is your home up to 5 nights a week, so what’s the difference?
I see your point if he’s sat necking a bottle of vodka, or a case of his Carling in the cab, (and I’m assuming he aint) so ‘‘company vehicle’’ or not is irrelevant.
I don’t drink or smoke, I lead a very strange life I know.
peirre:
the maoster:
A quick glance at the title had me reading “who reads this crap?” Probably should’ve stuck with that tbh.FTFY
the nodding donkey:
Oh come on, give the poor lad a break. He dines out on £6 vouchers at Southern Scotney don’t you know…I hope he gets 50% off that £6 worth on Mondays Tuesdays and Wednesday With the eat out to help out scheme
Dozy will do what I’ve seen no end of people doing, as there’s no tables, they order take-away, and Don’t get the 50% off, instead of pressing Dine-in on the screen, they press way-out. Doh!