This blonde I met on the supermarket parking few days ago.
She forced priority on the roundabout, so I honked my horn on her.
She stopped, get off of her sporty BMW, jumped about 15 times with her fists tightened over her head shouting something on me in glasgow slang on too advanced level for me, then she kicked my car, jumped back to her and drove away burning tyres…
I was really shocked 
sammy dog:
nobody mentioned bulk artic drivers.
Don’t worry Sammy their probably building up to slate us big style 
buck73:
for me its got to be the"TIMID"driver,whether it be young/old,male/female.you know the sort outside lane with nowt in front,only sidelights on in the dark,doing 35mph in a 70,and usually have wipers going on speed two when it ain"t raining,left lane at a roundabout,but turning right,jump on the brakes and come to a virtual stop,when trying to overtake a stationary object,even though you could sideways park a 747 in the gap,joining a sliproad,too frightened to look in the mirror in case they see lots of vehicles heading towards them,then actually stopping halfway down a 1.5 mile long sliproad,after spending the last thirty seconds trying to join a national speed limit road at 15mph,then glare at you cos you didn"t pull over to let them out,(the only time they use windows other than the windscreen,cos they usually sit 1 inch away due to extremely high concentration levels straight ahead,they also normally have a little old woman in the passanger seat pulling the seat belt away from their shoulder,clinging on for dear life),stall at the lights,cos there is more than 1 car behind them,and they feel under immense pressure,and also due to the fact they are in third gear,and proceed to ride clutch/scream engine to get up to a heady 20mph.(they can"t see the bulit up traffic behind for the clutch smoke in their wake),and you can"t see them weaving from the curb to the centre line and back,due to their inept ability to keep a car in a straight line.
they represent to me the most dangerous driver known to mankind.
i feel much better now.
You forgot to mention that when reversing they lift the clutch a tiny bit and than put full revs on to make it move 
most times I have a problem with other road users the said users are behind the wheel of a Nissan Micra, and usually going far too slow,GGRRRRRR!!! The rest of the time its taxi drivers, the ones in Cambridge are well prone to muppetry
ROG:
buck73:
for me its got to be the"TIMID"driver,whether it be young/old,male/female.you know the sort outside lane with nowt in front,only sidelights on in the dark,doing 35mph in a 70,and usually have wipers going on speed two when it ain"t raining,left lane at a roundabout,but turning right,jump on the brakes and come to a virtual stop,when trying to overtake a stationary object,even though you could sideways park a 747 in the gap,joining a sliproad,too frightened to look in the mirror in case they see lots of vehicles heading towards them,then actually stopping halfway down a 1.5 mile long sliproad,after spending the last thirty seconds trying to join a national speed limit road at 15mph,then glare at you cos you didn"t pull over to let them out,(the only time they use windows other than the windscreen,cos they usually sit 1 inch away due to extremely high concentration levels straight ahead,they also normally have a little old woman in the passanger seat pulling the seat belt away from their shoulder,clinging on for dear life),stall at the lights,cos there is more than 1 car behind them,and they feel under immense pressure,and also due to the fact they are in third gear,and proceed to ride clutch/scream engine to get up to a heady 20mph.(they can"t see the bulit up traffic behind for the clutch smoke in their wake),and you can"t see them weaving from the curb to the centre line and back,due to their inept ability to keep a car in a straight line.
they represent to me the most dangerous driver known to mankind.
i feel much better now.You forgot to mention that when reversing they lift the clutch a tiny bit and than put full revs on to make it move
good point well made rog,and added to the list.
The worst drivers are those who wear hats whilst driving rovers and micras or possible even worse are muslims or rather anyone who believes that being dead isn’t going to really spoil their day.
Mr B:
The worst drivers are those who wear hats whilst driving rovers and micras or possible even worse are muslims or rather anyone who believes that being dead isn’t going to really spoil their day.
PMSL
BMW drivers,
Muslims. how many can you cram into a MICRA?
Anyone that feels it is necessary to wear “driving gloves” WTF■■?
Clarky:
Anyone that feels it is necessary to wear “driving gloves” WTF■■?
That is so funny
People that are big fans of Blue Peter, you know the ones??
They have these fancy “tissue” boxes that are all decorated with glitter, and bits and pieces stuck all over them…and there is normally 12 kids fighting over who can sit closest to it on the parcel shelf!!! 
Clarky:
People that are big fans of Blue Peter, you know the ones??They have these fancy “tissue” boxes that are all decorated with glitter, and bits and pieces stuck all over them…and there is normally 12 kids fighting over who can sit closest to it on the parcel shelf!!!
You mean the Sat Nav cover? They seem embarrassed that they dont know which way Mecca is
Rover drivers.
And any trucker that sticks to 40 on a national limit s/c because they all do it just to ■■■■ you off 
and they should all be banned and get Irish drivers on supermarket deliveries instead. The supermarkets would save a fortune in transport and wage costs too.
I don’t know what it is…I always thought it was the family size tissue box, that they had tarted up■■? It is normally situated on the rear parcel-shelf or sometimes on the dash-board, along with the nodding Ghandi
Rob K:
Rover drivers.And any trucker that sticks to 40 on a national limit s/c because they all do it just to ■■■■ you off
Just because i’m feeling devilish today…
Why should a truck driver risk their licence and livelyhood for the convenience of someone else Rob 
But seriously I try not to let other peoples driving get to me, I just make sure i am watching out, looking for the likely hazardous drivers and adjust accordingly, I may shake my head and tut, but dont get all angry anymore, I just slow down to 38 stick the cruise control on, switch on some relaxing Beethoven, and watch the scenery…
Rob K:
Rover drivers.
Have you seen my new car Rob?
PMSL!!!
I hope you wear Leather gloves and a trilby when driving it malc?
JB:
I hope you wear Leather gloves and a trilby when driving it malc?
Well actually Chaps.
