One I saw on here, Take some gaffer tape and some WD40, if it moves but shouldn’t use the tape, if it should move but doesn’t use the WD40.
Serious : In every job in the world from fire fighters to nursery teachers, from bin men to accountants, EVERYBODY works to one set of rules. In a truck drivers job, everyone you work with has their own set of rules.
How true !!!
Toungue in cheek : If you have a decision to make and can’t decide what to do, then decide to do nothing and the decision is made for you !!!
“If they say they know it all, then they know ■■■■ all.” 
Words of wisdom from my old man,
ex BRS.
The customer is often wrong and seldom right 
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Relax and get on with it.
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If you can’t fix it with gaffa you haven’t used enough.
always cover your own back, no matter what. as there are people out there given half the chance would take you down and drop you in it 
BigNathy:
2. If you can’t fix it with gaffa you haven’t used enough.
thats very very true.
and whats more importantly true is ALWAYS COVER YOUR OWN ARSE, cos nobody else will.
someone once said to me when i was a lot younger, he was ex army, and said to me always remember A B C - Always Be Covered.
i thought he was being a bit of a fool at the time, but he was right, everyone MUST learn that one the hard way though, cant be told.
From my driving instructor,many years ago.
Every other road user is a bloody idiot. Treat them like it!
How true.
There are two pieces of advice that I received many years ago:
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A person who hasn’t made a mistake hasn’t made anything…
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If it looks too good to be true, then it probably is.
2 up bags of smoke!
jokeing apart…if in doubt get out!
garnerlives:
Don’t be a [zb] have a shunt - From Mr V8Actros handed down from his instructor
i also got told that, and have always remembered it,i agree with rikki too about you start learning once you have passed your test.
one my brother got told the other year, which i thought was a classic:
boy, its hard to soar like and eagle when your flying with pigeons
Keep yer elbows in!!
euromat:
boy, its hard to soar like and eagle when your flying with pigeons
Especially when there is always somone on the ground waiting to shoot you down 
NEVER TRUST A ■■■■…
I don’t know who gave me the advice but it has stood the test of over 45 years…
What goes round - comes round
always give it two tugs…
the trailer that is when u hook it up…!!!
“You have 2 eyes & 2 ears but only one 1 mouth. Use them in that proportion”
One of my earliest reccollections from a distant childhood. my Grandad had just sat me on a tree trunk after an extremely long walk/talk.
“If you’re faced with the inevitable, just relax and enjoy it!”
Can’t remember where I read/heard that - but I liked it…
dont look at the mantel piece when poking the fire!