What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?
Not to post replies to drivers hours queries on this site…but do I listen… no … 
Never eat yellow snow
Dont marry the ■■■■■
Simon 
My Class one instructor
" Well done on passing, now you START to learn, and the day you think you know all there is too know about truck driving, hang up your keys forever, because on that day you become a danger to yourself and everyone else on the road"
(paraphrased because after 25+ years of learning the old memory fades a bit 
Go home!! 
Don’t back horses… 
Spit don’t swallow
Wrap it up before you slap it up - Courtesy of Tim Westwood on the subject of safer ■■■■■■■■■■■
Don’t be a ■■■■ have a shunt - From Mr V8Actros handed down from his instructor
Just so you know the censored word rhymes with shunt and isn’t, bunt, punt, hunt, runt or bunt 
garnerlives:
Wrap it up before you slap it up - Courtesy of Tim Westwood on the subject of safer ■■■■■■■■■■■Don’t be a [zb] have a shunt - From Mr V8Actros handed down from his instructor
Just so you know the censored word rhymes with shunt and isn’t, bunt, punt, hunt, runt or bunt
Another word for a ■■■■■■ 
‘If you see me running try to keep up with me!!’
weapons armourer flight line active RAF Squadron
Regards
Paul
“It’ll either stay on or come off”
“You don’t want a flashing light/hazard tape, it only attracts attention” both from workmates.
“stop messing with it, you’ll go blind!” from my dad
Rugby related…Play every game as if your last because one day it will be.
Life is not a dress rehearsel…
Don’t ■■■■ into the wind
Trust Nobody then they can’t ■■■■ on you
Get a propper job, driving a truck is no way to make a living.
My dear old dad RIP
“Studying is the most beautifull time in life, keep studying as long as you can”.
I studied for six years (astronomy and physics) now returned to the full time education after 3 years of full time work and I can tell you: it’s true
Take no notice of anyone, do your own thing.
My father use to say " Keep your eyes and ears open and keep your mouth shut".
Hear all,see all,say nowt.
Eat all,sup all,pay nowt.
And if ever tha does owt fer nowt.
Allus do it fer thissen.
My dad had this on a tea-mug.
It was entitled “A Yorkshiremans advice to his son”.