Today, I witnessed a driver try in vain to get the dock leveller onto his trailer, I asked him what was wrong and the reply was stunning. “This trailer is to narrow”.
Watching a tubby man climb onto the back of a truck and just not being able to make it, well for the first few attempts! . 
Not work related but my daughter asked me yesterday “were there dinosaurs a long time ago when you were a baby dad?” For the record I’m 41
driving through port talbot & following a BMW on a trailer a cardboard sign in the back window read from a distance CEOSOPS, i took a while & thought it was welsh for ‘ON TOW’ wasn’t untill i passed it, it turned out to be the registration of the car towing the trailer CE 05 OPS 
Stuck in stand still traffic on the M11 heading south and i was approached by a young male and he asked “Do you know any other routes to get to London, as you see we are stuck in traffic” i replied “Yes that way” whilst i was pointing south 
There’s a fair few semi streamlined trailers about that narrow off about 6" at the R Send, not so funny when you have to back one of those onto an old leveller that doesn’t fold and you’ve got satans ZF autobox from hell, the one with the on/off clutch.
Not truck related…
youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q
in asda last week at the self-service tills behind an old chap scanning his shopping.
when the voice said ‘thank you for using the fast lane’ the old bloke just said ‘you’re welcome love’ in a seriously deadpan voice and shuffled off. nearly died laughing, unintentional comedy gold.
bit of an old queen doing a turn in my local the other week.he gets up and starts waffling on about paris by moonlight…bearing in mind,its a working mans club on the notts/derbys border...i dont think many of his audience were “with him”.
oh and then he started singing reminded me of renne`s wife from allo allo.
humbug:
in asda last week at the self-service tills behind an old chap scanning his shopping.
when the voice said ‘thank you for using the fast lane’ the old bloke just said ‘you’re welcome love’ in a seriously deadpan voice and shuffled off. nearly died laughing, unintentional comedy gold.
LOLOL!^^ Classic 
Reading that was the first thing that’s made me laugh out loud for nearly a year. Seriously needed that, cheers.
big fancy motor flying up the m6 near lancaster other week with laptop and breifcase on roof
wonder if they was still there when he got where he was going lol
I made Mrs Kindle jump last Sunday watching Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson was in the Dragons Den, and Theo Popadopolus was sitting in his little car, and he said to Clarkson, the idea is ■■■■, the car is ■■■■, its all ■■■■ (or something similar) Evan Davies doing the voiceover said 'Theo thinks the car needs a bit more work, (it was funnier to watch than ive written it!) Made me laugh out loud, brilliant! 
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Toby
but then he always does
My wage slip.
mutley if you are only 41 that makes me 21 and dating a supermodel.
r-kid:
My wage slip.
mutley if you are only 41 that makes me 21 and dating a supermodel.
They’ll take your licence off you for delusions like that 
What licence. 
MolePower:
driving through port talbot & following a BMW on a trailer a cardboard sign in the back window read from a distance CEOSOPS, i took a while & thought it was welsh for ‘ON TOW’ wasn’t untill i passed it, it turned out to be the registration of the car towing the trailer CE 05 OPS
O dear !! you really should get out more mate !!
drummerkev:
Watching a tubby man climb onto the back of a truck and just not being able to make it, well for the first few attempts! .
Watching the big moany woman on Outback Truckers crawling up the ramp of her trailer on all fours 