kindle530:
I made Mrs Kindle jump last Sunday watching Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson was in the Dragons Den, and Theo Popadopolus was sitting in his little car, and he said to Clarkson, the idea is [zb], the car is [zb], its all [zb] (or something similar) Evan Davies doing the voiceover said 'Theo thinks the car needs a bit more work, (it was funnier to watch than ive written it!) Made me laugh out loud, brilliant!
The whole P45 piece literally had me crying. It was something about the look of sheer terror on Clarksons face as he hit a pot hole and struggled to remain in control which set me off, I then proceeded to shed many a tear throughout the whole sketch. I think the dragons did well to keep a straight face although I’m sure I saw a few lips quiver. Funniest thing I’ve watched in a long time. My wife on the other hand kept looking at me with one eyebrow raised… 
Being told last week that i was going to be made redundant due to there being no vacancies at the company. But i was more than welcome to sign on with the agencies we use. My last week is this week. Apparently its ample time to find other work. Made me laugh at least 
Cheers
Jonny 
Picked up a new car today.
My 7 year old daughter gave me some words of wisdom as I left.
‘You must not take this through puddles, or drive it through rivers. Don’t get it muddy and you are not to put a cb on it, as it will ruin it. And most of all, you are not to go off roading in it. You must keep this car looking nice.’
That told me then.
Keith Lemon’s birthday card to Holly Willoughbooby.
Tarrman:
kindle530:
I made Mrs Kindle jump last Sunday watching Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson was in the Dragons Den, and Theo Popadopolus was sitting in his little car, and he said to Clarkson, the idea is [zb], the car is [zb], its all [zb] (or something similar) Evan Davies doing the voiceover said 'Theo thinks the car needs a bit more work, (it was funnier to watch than ive written it!) Made me laugh out loud, brilliant!The whole P45 piece literally had me crying. It was something about the look of sheer terror on Clarksons face as he hit a pot hole and struggled to remain in control which set me off, I then proceeded to shed many a tear throughout the whole sketch. I think the dragons did well to keep a straight face although I’m sure I saw a few lips quiver. Funniest thing I’ve watched in a long time. My wife on the other hand kept looking at me with one eyebrow raised…
LOL it came up in my recommended feed the other day
youtube.com/watch?v=qAXNhye9NAQ
Behold the P45
mickyblue:
Stuck in stand still traffic on the M11 heading south and i was approached by a young male and he asked “Do you know any other routes to get to London, as you see we are stuck in traffic” i replied “Yes that way” whilst i was pointing south
A similar thing, sat on the A42 on break, guy pulls in front in his car, stands by my drivers door in the ■■■■■■■ rain and wind and asks how to get to East mids airport.
Cool as a cucumber, i pointed to a plane that had just took off and said, follow that mate. 
She asked if i’d make breakfast.
Tarrman:
kindle530:
I made Mrs Kindle jump last Sunday watching Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson was in the Dragons Den, and Theo Popadopolus was sitting in his little car, and he said to Clarkson, the idea is [zb], the car is [zb], its all [zb] (or something similar) Evan Davies doing the voiceover said 'Theo thinks the car needs a bit more work, (it was funnier to watch than ive written it!) Made me laugh out loud, brilliant!The whole P45 piece literally had me crying. It was something about the look of sheer terror on Clarksons face as he hit a pot hole and struggled to remain in control which set me off, I then proceeded to shed many a tear throughout the whole sketch. I think the dragons did well to keep a straight face although I’m sure I saw a few lips quiver. Funniest thing I’ve watched in a long time. My wife on the other hand kept looking at me with one eyebrow raised…
Debra Meaden said to Clarkson, ‘why are your arms wet?’ He said ‘cos they’ve got water on them’! 
Comedy Gold!!!
Blandings
Funny as F*#k.