Maximum 13 hour shift time, which could include up to 12 hours driving time, and 1 hours worth of qualifying break. No compensations, no reductions. Just keep it nice and simple. Weekly rest to be either 48 hours or 24 hours minimum, again with no compensation. Infringements that are hours related caught at a roadside check will result in the driving losing his topline wages for the day, rather than a fixed amount.
A GP, Dentist, Pharmacy to be installed 24 hours at all MSA’s and truckstops, so drivers can get a medical, check up, or drugs, during their rest periods/breaks, rather than trying to book a day off, or plan sickness ahead of time, to get these necessary tasks done.
Rearward facing cameras to be mandatory on all new vehicles, and on at all times.
Calibrated axle weighers to be mandatory on all new vehicles.
A tyre tread depth gauge, an on board inflator hose and gauge, and wheel nut indicators to be standard equipment in all trucks over 3.5t
CPC to be pass/fail, 1 module taken each year, none of this doing 5 days in one week rubbish, and you must not take the same module in consecutive years.
City Limits are to be set, and deliveries inside those limits are done by rigid vehicles only 18t MGW, with restrictions on overall length 8m. Anything else is permit movements only, for reasons of oversize/weight indivisible.
Weight restrictions are to be used solely to protect weak structures, not the publics sensibilities.
Night time bans to be lifted, so city limit work can be undertaken not at rush hour periods.
Sat Navs to be limited to 6"x4" screen size, mounted wherever the hell you feel suits you best.
Tachographs to be made under license so they are all exactly the same in every vehicle. Older vehicles to have their head units swapped to standardised units at the 2 year inspection.
Drivers who strike bridges are to lose their license for one year minimum.
Drivers who lose their load are lose their license for one year minimum.
DVSA load security to be checked by the driver performing an emergency stop at 30mph minimum speed. If the load stays on the bed it’s deemed safe. If it comes off, driver is to be shot in the leg for first offence, head for second offence. If the driver is killed performing the manoeuvre, family is to be informed their loved one was killed by Darwinism.
Any driver that tells you he “would have been on The Herald, were it not for…” to be retired with immediate effect.
Any truck driver named Freddie Smith, to be given a fabulously good looking co pilot, and a 100% raise each year. (Co Pilot to be changed on a regular basis too.) 
Freddie Smith
3 Counties and London.