Serious question here, iv always looked down at lazy ■■■■■■ because iv always worked hard i was a infantry soldier for 12 years and been on operations to the middle east, now im a civvie i just want my piece of freedom which we were supposedly fighting for? 
Now i actully enjoy driving when i got into my car for leave from the army it was a pleasurable experience, now when i look at it and see lazy ■■■■■■■■ i think “hes efficient” and on his way home being a even lazier ■■■■■■■ horizontal on the sofa, so common blokes i know there is some “efficient lazy ■■■■■■■■■ here what type of driving job for a lazy [zb]■■?
One word…
…containers
All your lazy wishes will come true
Freight Dog:
One word……containers
All your lazy wishes will come true
elaborate. Iv never done containers
Trunking
back to my usual position 
Hooklift (RORO) or tipper
so your telling me all this time iv been doing class 2 multi drop, thinking i have it “easy”? When in fact a hard days work should just be getting my arse out the cab?
stinger:
so your telling me all this time iv been doing class 2 multi drop, thinking i have it “easy”? When in fact a hard days work should just be getting my arse out the cab?
well that and getting it in there to start with 
nick2008:
stinger:
so your telling me all this time iv been doing class 2 multi drop, thinking i have it “easy”? When in fact a hard days work should just be getting my arse out the cab?well that and getting it in there to start with
LMAO!!!
Container drivers or box jockeys do not touch their load, handball can take six hours.
Some containers that have paint or varnish need to be vented off before they unload them.
Then there is fumigation for insects and other nasty things that got a free ride in to the UK.
Milk tankers, or cream tankers take hours to unload, they wake you up on the last CIP cycle.
stinger:
so your telling me all this time iv been doing class 2 multi drop, thinking i have it “easy”? When in fact a hard days work should just be getting my arse out the cab?
Nope we’re not. An easy days work. Getting out of the cab?? Huh, that’s for athletes and you soldier types. On boxes. Go to port. Container on lorry. Drive to destination. Yell out of window to staff. Back on. They open doors. Adopt bear pose in Nick’s post. Drive to port again. Repeat cycle until golden brown on the top.
Really challenging bit is having to waddle out of cab to go to port office, move some twist lock things about on the trailer or tips that ignore growling from the sofa bear figure in the window. You have to climb down then. Some of the fattest, finest articles of sofa bears I’ve ever seen drove container artics. I tried desperately to achieve such levels of container athleticism but my weight stayed stubbornly normal.
Freight Dog:
. I tried desperately to achieve such levels of container athleticism but my weight stayed stubbornly normal.
see your just not doing it right
hmmmm maybe i should t of turned down that class 1 night trunk job the agency offered me today.
stinger:
hmmmm maybe i should t of turned down that class 1 night trunk job the agency offered me today.
for what company trunking to where that’s the crunch.
When we trunk its
Pick up A take to B drop
Pick up B take to A drop
or it might be A 2 B 2 C 2 A .
I do the 1st one 
nick2008:
stinger:
hmmmm maybe i should t of turned down that class 1 night trunk job the agency offered me today.for what company trunking to where that’s the crunch.
When we trunk its
Pick up A take to B drop
Pick up B take to A drop
or it might be A 2 B 2 C 2 A .
I do the 1st one
i dunno what company, instead i gotta be up at 0430am for a class 2 job delivering butchered farm animals
Freight Dog:
One word……containers
All your lazy wishes will come true
Theres a driver on for freightliner leeds ,hes the fattest ,scruffiest,laziest driver i have ever clapped my eyes on 
his tshirt is black bright where the steering wheel rubs on his stomach and smells like a ferret , hes got long black chip pan hair and massive jamjar bottom specs on 
Freight Dog:
One word……containers
All your lazy wishes will come true
Two words …fridge work zzzzzzzz.
seth 70:
Freight Dog:
One word……containers
All your lazy wishes will come true
Theres a driver on for freightliner leeds ,hes the fattest ,scruffiest,laziest driver i have ever clapped my eyes on
you say this like its a bad thing
stinger:
nick2008:
stinger:
hmmmm maybe i should t of turned down that class 1 night trunk job the agency offered me today.for what company trunking to where that’s the crunch.
When we trunk its
Pick up A take to B drop
Pick up B take to A drop
or it might be A 2 B 2 C 2 A .
I do the 1st onei dunno what company, instead i gotta be up at 0430am for a class 2 job delivering butchered farm animals
just hope the farmers dog aint in there somewhere
Yeah, I got out of the cab too much. Rookie error!
Some tips on containers I forgot where I was. Fed up with sleeping, watching TV, studied my study books too much so made the brave move to leave the cab. Ventured into quaint nearby town. Walked about. Visited sights. Lunch and a cup of tea at a quaint little Doris cafe next to a church, complete with doilies.
Phone goes: “alright mayte! Ya truck’s tipped”
Doris’ in cafe look at me. Clicking of bone china stops.
“tipped, huh? Truck, Eh? Who is this? What ya talking abaat?..Oh right that! My truck. Of course. Be right back within the hour”
stinger:
seth 70:
Freight Dog:
One word……containers
All your lazy wishes will come true
Theres a driver on for freightliner leeds ,hes the fattest ,scruffiest,laziest driver i have ever clapped my eyes on
you say this like its a bad thing
Sorry pal ,not you is it